Near Death Experiences

[Ixion]

A friend and I were talking about the times that we barely escaped death through various situations, or had felt like we were literally about to die.:'(

One time for me was when I had a huge drawer thing that also has a top part where I kept my TV, VCR, etc. and the top part had stuff there. When I was about 6 or 5 years old, me and my younger sister pulled down a desk inside the huge drawer (actually just above the drawers) and we were jumping on it. Then the huge drawer thing began to fall and we got off but it fell on me. Somehow I survived and didn't feel a thing and I must have been in an empty space where I kept my TV and VCR. When I crawled out every part of me was fine until my mom pointed out that half of my face was covered in blood. Surprised I didn't even feel a thing though.:rolleyes:

[Sanji]

I wonder how many people are going to lie in this topic :wtf:

And I'll bet they'll be the same ones that lie in the dream topic :wtf:

[Moklin]

I never had a near-death experience but one time, one i was very young i almost killed my sister.
She was looking herself at a big mirror and i ( dont remenber very well how) was the responsible for the mirror´s fall. It crashed in a hundred pieces right above her and she was cuted in very parts of her body. She stayed in a hospital for 2 days :(

[Neal]

I ordered this cheeseburger, but instead they put a frozen slab of meat in a deep fat fryer and served it to me in a tissue. I refused to pay. An argument ensued and I said some very racist things about the Scotch and about how fat a lot of them were, probably on account of what they did to their burgers.

[Kätharina]

Nearly crashed into cars multiple of times, but i did that shit for the lulz.

[Dark Chaos]

I almost fell from a cliff when I used to live in my hometown.............I would be picking up daisies by now.

[Little Miss Scarlett]

^Pushing up daisies, you mean.

I always seem to get nearly hit by cars, almost everyday. Infact, I really ought to start to pay attention to where I'm going.

My sister was staying in one of the Twin Towers really close to the 9/11, but left the day before. The scary thing is that she actually wrote a letter for my Mum to give her daughter if she died, because she said she had a really bad feeling about it.

[Neal]

I wonder how many people are going to lie in this topic :wtf:

And I'll bet they'll be the same ones that lie in the dream topic :wtf:
Oh yes. There will be lies :wtf:

[Luriana]

Oh yes. There will be lies :wtf:
BOLLOCKSSSSSS :wtf:

Nah, I've never had any of these xp, but once my little brother dropped a brick on my head when I was 11 or something. I just remember waking up at the hospital :aldo:

[boomiko]

i was in a car on a highway and this log hauling truck came loose and logs started to crush cars and stuff. and i was on a train that derailed in a gorge while the tracks made a bridge. infact the movies final destination 2 and wanted based their scenes off of my experiences. top that.

[Final Ultima]

my dad and i went backpacking one time and he fell asleep at the wheel we hit a ditch, rolled 3 times and hit a pole but i only had cuts and bruises (besides a seatbelt burn to my neck)

[Saki Liu]

Sick with Bronchitis and was out for a week! All I remember was getting sick and then waking up in the Children's Hospital with an IV stuck in my arm.

[Neal]

Sick with Bronchitis and was out for a week! All I remember was getting sick and then waking up in the Children's Hospital with an IV stuck in my arm.
That isn't near death. :lol:

Shit I just remembered, one day I had a cold and had to take the day off school!

[Ixion]

That isn't near death. :lol:

Shit I just remembered, one day I had a cold and had to take the day off school!
That isn't near death either. What, were you going to die from sneezing your guts out:lol:!
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Oh yes. There will be lies


The Cake was a lie.;)

Anyways, what I said was true. I have stitches on the left side of my face fight next to my left eye.>_<

[dilldoe]

:Pman, less of a near-death but more of almost dead thing, yeh my appendix exploded and messed me up. Septcaemica, abcesses, infections, i had a surgery they took half my small intestines out and rerouted the rest man.

[Near|DanteXP|Sasdx]

I fell and started to bleed .-.
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When I was about 5-6ish my older sister tried to teach me how to ride a bike, and I was going down the driveway and rode into the street, and got hit, I was unconscious for about 4 days and got stitches in my head and legs.

I still have the scars.

[NikDK]

When i was little, i used to climb alot of tree's then one day i climbed a rotten tree when i were almost all the way up the branchedi was holding cracked, and i fell down with head first, a second before i land i take my arm out and protect my head, so my neck wouldn't broke.

True story btw. XD

[Neal]

That isn't near death either. What, were you going to die from sneezing your guts out:lol:!

Oh dear. I was taking the piss you moron.

[Saki Liu]

That isn't near death. :lol:

Shit I just remembered, one day I had a cold and had to take the day off school!

The only why I went to the hospital was because I fuckin stopped breathing, is that 'near death' enough for ya?

[Neal]

The only why I went to the hospital was because I fuckin stopped breathing, is that 'near death' enough for ya?
Yeah yeah. You just had a cough, that's all.

[NEALBLEWMEONCE]

When i was little, i used to climb alot of tree's then one day i climbed a rotten tree when i were almost all the way up the branchedi was holding cracked, and i fell down with head first, a second before i land i take my arm out and protect my head, so my neck wouldn't broke.

True story btw. XD

^ I've had that happen to me too. Last time I ever climbed a fucking willow tree! :lol:

I can't really think of too many times when I could say I 'almost died'.

I guess every day I get on the freeway is a near-death experience, especially at 5:30pm.

[SUPER JAM]

A friend and I were talking about the times that we barely escaped death through various situations, or had felt like we were literally about to die.:'(

One time for me was when I had a huge drawer thing that also has a top part where I kept my TV, VCR, etc. and the top part had stuff there. When I was about 6 or 5 years old, me and my younger sister pulled down a desk inside the huge drawer (actually just above the drawers) and we were jumping on it. Then the huge drawer thing began to fall and we got off but it fell on me. Somehow I survived and didn't feel a thing and I must have been in an empty space where I kept my TV and VCR. When I crawled out every part of me was fine until my mom pointed out that half of my face was covered in blood. Surprised I didn't even feel a thing though.:rolleyes:

Masochism.

[Saki Liu]

Yeah yeah. You just had a cough, that's all.

lol, there's no use in being right with you, is there?

[Ixion]

:Pman, less of a near-death but more of almost dead thing, yeh my appendix exploded and messed me up. Septcaemica, abcesses, infections, i had a surgery they took half my small intestines out and rerouted the rest man.
Here's another dead thing that I have. Every long ocne in a while, when I really wake up, I REALLY can't move. More recently, instead of just waking up. I'd be awake on my bed feeling fine, and then, all of a sudden, my body begins to stop moving I begin to not be able to breath, and my heart beat nearly begins to stop:blink:. The worst one was when all of this nearly happened, but when it did happen my eyes were closing by itself as if I was LITERALLY dying :ohmy:. All that remains when these things happen are my thoughts of: death, what's truely real, things left to live for before I perish, etc..:(

[Luriana]

Here's another dead thing that I have. Every long ocne in a while, when I really wake up, I REALLY can't move. More recently, instead of just waking up. I'd be awake on my bed feeling fine, and then, all of a sudden, my body begins to stop moving I begin to not be able to breath, and my heart beat nearly begins to stop:blink:. The worst one was when all of this nearly happened, but when it did happen my eyes were closing by itself as if I was LITERALLY dying :ohmy:. All that remains when these things happen are my thoughts of: death, what's truely real, things left to live for before I perish, etc..:(

Sleep paralysis/Catalepsy... I don't know the correct name, but I had it once some years ago. I just woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't move one fucking muscle for some seconds, it felt like all my body had a horrible cramp. One of the worst feelings ever.

[dilldoe]

dude all that is is your mind waking up before your body, like when you fall asleep and your mind is still half-awake, it's the reverse of that. That happens with my stomach. Freakin stupid doctors, i tried to get em to give me morphine patches but they say there's nothing wrong with me :nag:

[Saki Liu]

Sleep paralysis/Catalepsy... I don't know the correct name, but I had it once some years ago. I just woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't move one fucking muscle for some seconds, it felt like all my body had a horrible cramp. One of the worst feelings ever.

Shit, thats fucking scary. I'd be freaking out like a bitch.

[Sanji]

It's scary but it's not near death. It's just your brain that forgets that you're awake. Forutnately I've never had it, but I know some people to whom happen several times. Now they're not even scared anymore. You musn't panic, that's all :aldo:

[Kätharina]

dude all that is is your mind waking up before your body, like when you fall asleep and your mind is still half-awake, it's the reverse of that. That happens with my stomach. Freakin stupid doctors, i tried to get em to give me morphine patches but they say there's nothing wrong with me :nag:

Thats because you can't take pain you faggot. Grow some fucking balls.

I've also woken up during sleep and had some excruciating pain go through my foot for no reason, which would last for a few minutes. I'd be screaming like a fuck. :wtf:
Made an assumption it was my medication, once i stopped taking that shit the pains went away. :awesome:

[Teggles]

This is just a shitty brag topic in disguise, but if I must tell the truth, I've also been "near death". I was going to do some high rope shit, but the problem is that the safety thingy wasn't attached properly (it would've fell out while I was dropping down from the rope, = me falling to the ground). Like right before I climbed up, some girl walked up to me and pointed out that it wasn't attached prperly. I don't even remember her name, but goddamn, she saved me from a lot of pain LOL

[Kätharina]

shut the fuck up cocksucker i can take more pain than you the morphine was for nausea from the lovely beautiful adhesions i have wrapping themselves around whats left of my digestive system but they dont prescribe until it becomes life-threatening and heres the cherry on the cake, after having every physical medical test known to man, they then tell me that there is no way to know if the adhesions are ACTUALLY life-threatening unless i die from them cocksuckers. also, i still love you

I doubt you could take a power kick too the cunt or a very nice deep knife wound too the tit.
You'd be crawling around crying like a bitch. :wtf:

Maybe you should tell your doctors not to fuck around, how about being a man and stop bitching about how your stomach is restricted by some fucking tissue :wtf:

[sex]

how rude. go learn some motherfucking manners you cuntin loser. i can tell you, that if you'd had the surgery i did, you'd most assuredly be dead now. the only reason im not is because jesus loves me :awesome: and i have giant balls :awesome: but lets not do that its not a competetion :P althoug im pretty sure jesus loves me more :shifty: anyway if theres something thats gonna ease the pain and sickness that are the conditions of my cheating death, then im gonna take em, cos im not an idiot. you would too. :awesome: two of my organs imploded and i didnt even notice till i crapped em out a week later. top that, mademoiselle. its stupid man. of course i dont wanna have to rely on meds, who does? but theres no escaping it. its always there nagging. i doubt morphine will even help but at least i'll be high :awesome: they cut me open and stitched me up wrong im like pinnochio inreverse. http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/brandnewday/archives/pinocchio.png I WANNA BE A REAAAAAAAAL BOY fuckin stupid jiminy criket i splat him mate not bloody kleenex tissues its coiling scar tissues that are engulfing my guts you wally


I doubt you could take a power kick too the cunt or a very nice deep knife wound too the tit.oh baby i love it when you talk dirty .lets get past all this obvious sexual tension and run away together :wub: i know when you ban me it just means you love me more :P

[Aurelia]

I have two that I can think of.

1. I was playing in a public pool. I think I was about 10-11 years old, obviously very stupid years of anyone's life. I was fairly tall and wanted to see how deep I could still go. Well little ole retarded me got in over her head and almost drowned. All I remember is hearing some whistling and the lifeguard saved me. Yay.

2. It was raining hard and I was getting into the freeway. Suddenly this spinning car comes towards me from the left. I press my brake but it wasn't enough and I hit the guy. So glad I lived. My car only had a few small dents, but it scared the shit out of me. Also the spinning car guy didn't stop to get insurance or anything so I'm going to assume he didn't have auto insurance.