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Esagan
Nov 12 2008, 11:20 AM
OMGDfdas.

so far, most people on Left4Dead have been awesome. Teamwork and everything.

I get on a server today and two out of three of them were awesome.

Apart from one...his name was Barney.

So we get to the end of the second level, (was either advanced or expert), which isn't super hard but it takes a bit of time.

At the end you all prepare by healing and getting on the mini gun before you open the door as a horde of zombies comes and rapes you.

So...I tell them to NOT open the fucking door until I've dragged the red fuel tanks onto the walkways so we can shoot them and set their entry points on fire.

So what does fucking Barney, in all his wisdom do? He open the door when three of us have fuel cans in our hands. Luckily I saw him so I gunned down what zombies I could and left Barney to get eaten before finally get massacred myself.

With full on rage, I had a go at him when the round restarts, as I do.

So what does he do! Not even a reply! Instead, the cheeky fucker steals MY HEALTH PACK from the table, flashes his light at me and continues on.

So, we get to the train station, he's been wounded and I've got my 12 guage. What follows can only be called a clear victory.

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq307/JesusBlewMeOnce/Justice.jpg

Whiplash
Nov 12 2008, 11:41 AM
I love you, you love me, we're a happy family

S-r-ex
Nov 13 2008, 08:34 AM
If you ever meet islandstone007, be nice to him. Call him "unclefucker", "assraper", or "super king-kamea-hea biatch" and nice things like that. Rack up some headshot count too, if you don't mind. My brother needs to learn that he sux in L4D :wtf:

Esagan
Nov 13 2008, 11:34 AM
If you ever meet islandstone007, be nice to him. Call him "unclefucker", "assraper", or "super king-kamea-hea biatch" and nice things like that. Rack up some headshot count too, if you don't mind. My brother needs to learn that he sux in L4D :wtf:

I shall teamkill him, nothing less, nothing more :aldo: