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Neal

Oct 12 2008, 12:54 AM

I guess we were all wrong when we bashed the bible and it's robotic followers. It happened once, and it's happened again. PRAISE THE LORD.

http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Virgin_Shark_Became_Pregnant_Without_Male_Hel p_26354.html

Maybe this shark was a prostitute as well

.......HOE

Near|DanteXP|Sasdx

Oct 12 2008, 12:59 AM

If this happens to woman then men arent needed in the world.....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:'(
i need woman

Shock

Oct 12 2008, 01:11 AM

Luckily there are only some asexuals in the world so it's not like us guys are extinct. But if this could happen then we are doomed heh.

Little Miss Scarlett

Oct 12 2008, 01:20 AM

So technically the baby shark was inbred? Meh, I always new men were obselete :aldo:

Kitmitsu

Oct 12 2008, 01:33 AM

Hallelujah :aldo:.

Whiplash

Oct 12 2008, 02:42 AM

Shark Jeebus

BUTTCHEEKIES, OOH

Oct 12 2008, 03:01 AM

I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS SHARP, NAIL-RIDDEN INDISPUTABLE PROOF UP YOUR SORRY ASSES, CHEAP NON-BELIEVERS. HA HA! THIS IS CLEARLY A SIGN!

PRAISE THE LORD.

Neal

Oct 12 2008, 06:57 AM

I've been touched by his noodley appendage.

Moklin

Oct 12 2008, 12:28 PM

That hapened to my female dog too. There isnt dogs neaby and she didnt have drops pf blood( i dont know the word in english lol.. you know aht im saying, right?) but she got pregnant.
However.. i dont beleive it. Of course there is a male.

Neal

Oct 12 2008, 12:31 PM

I think I can explain what happened to your dog...

Oh fuck, I've got drops of blood!

Pyramid Head

Oct 14 2008, 02:15 PM

Now God is having sex with SHARKS?!

Luriana

Oct 14 2008, 03:12 PM

^

It's one of His fetishes.

Devious

Oct 14 2008, 09:16 PM