Finally

[Sundance Kid]

Alright so as some or most of you know, I work at Starbucks (a coffee shop) and I hate it soooo much there now I'm finally about to get out of there in 4 weeks. I got a job at a game shop that gives more hours and its closer to home and discounts, I'm just really happy I'm getting out of there after 2 years of bullshit

:' )

[Kätharina]

Awesome. :aldo:
Lucky bitch. I've had to make applications at Pizza Hut. But I'm not complaining at 5.50 an hour plus being able to keep your own tips. D:

[Neal]

Its gonna be okay. Can't afford another day at fifty bytes per second! :lol:

[AT23]

Congratulations Elphy, I'm so proud and happy for you!!! :) :D ^_^ :P :wub::dance::cool::hug:

[ozonez]

Im quitting my job soon, work at pizza hut as BOH. Its a good job with fair pay just too far away.

[Whiplash]

Woooo!

Now I just need to get a job and then everyone's happy :cookie:

[Sundance Kid]

I might be able to work for you part time depending on the hours, I'll be your ho and you can be my pimp

It works out perfectly
:cookie:

[Whiplash]

I'd make a good pimp, I have some nice hats.

[Tina]

awesome, I feel like ur avatar now :aldo:

[Pain Clone]

nice job to get seeing as ur a games fan, could come in handy when sombody is looking for a game. yes i know it obvious, enjoy ur new job.

[Sundance Kid]

Thank you all
*holds up award statue*

I'd like to thank Satan and the mother space ship that helped me get this job, I'd also like to thank Pimp McWhipmaster McNasty aka Whiplash for setting me free for this time to start my new job

:wub:

[Whiplash]

Don' forget ho, you still gotta pay me back. Mamma wan' 'er dough.

[Sundance Kid]

Y-Yes Pimp Mama I just am doing this...job for the extra mulla to pay you back

Please-Please dont bitch slap me again I CANT TAKE ANYMORE

:'<

[aldo]

I'm going to be Chuck E.

[Neal]

I'm going to be Chuck E.
Can I kick the shit out of you then rape you behind a dumpster in the back? :aldo:

[aldo]

Let's jizz in the salad bar like what those guys did in Olive Garden. :fg:

[Neal]

Then we could put a tiny nugget of shit inside each individual olive on the pizzaz :fg:

[aldo]

That's genius. The fuckers will NEVER notice the shit-replacements.

[Neal]

It'll be like a disgusting scat orgy, but kids will be eating it unwillingly off pizzas while being hugged by a giant rat. Only in FUCKING AMERICA.

[Whiplash]

...This is why I don't eat olives.

[Sundance Kid]

I like to grow my own olives so its cool

I have a whole organic garden of veggies, and soy bean

:cookie:

[Devious]

I like to grow my own olives so its cool

I have a whole organic garden of veggies, and soy bean

:cookie:
Soy is everything.

[DarkClone]

God damn you people, able to grow your own olives <_<

The most wildly insane exotic thing you can grow in Scotland is a potato, perhaps a carrot at a push :(

P.S Two managers once fucked on the make-table in the Pizza Hut I worked in. Could you imagine how many people must have eaten a tiny, tiny bit of each manager the next day? All the pepperoni pizzas would have tasted like the anchovy pizza, yurk.
Have a nice day :cookie:

[Cactus Girl]

You were too good for Starbucks anyway. Congratulations on the new job. :cookie:

[Hae]

I hope those starfucks guys thanked you, congrats Elf <3