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Welrod_Wayne
May 08 2008, 07:40 AM
Prologue: The Terror Begins

One day the Ham-Ham Gang was playing outside but suddenly a big cat came along but this was no ordinary cat, it was a cyborg cat and he was racing towards the ham-hams. “EVERYONE BACK TO THE CLUB HOUSE!” Yelled Hamtaro, but before the Ham-hams could reach the entrance the cyber-cat threw a boulder at the entrance and blocked it and then he threw more boulders around the Ham-hams so that they could not escape. “WE’RE TRAPPED!” cried Panda, then the cyber-cat spoke. “I am Claws, I have been sent out to capture one of you Ham-hams by an evil group that you will not know the name of.” Said the cat. “Why are you doing this?” asked Bijou and Claws answered “Because dip**** I have been created to follow the orders of my master. Now, to take one of you to become our newest cyborg in conquering the planet.” “Why do you want to conquer the planet?” asked Howdy and Claws answered “Because I’m ******* evil and just for asking that stupid question I’m going to take you.” And with that, a giant grabbing claw quickly came out of Claws’ back. The claw grabs Howdy and stores him in his back storage. All the Ham-hams gasped. “Don’t worry, he’ll be back, TO KILL THE REST OF YOU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!” said Claws. “GIVE HIM BACK!” cried Pashmina. “LET HIM GO!” yelled Panda, but afetr he spoke, a gun came out of Claws’ tail and it shot down Pashmina killing her in a bloody horrible death. “PASHMINA!” cried all the Ham-hams. “HA HA HA HA HA HA!” went Claw and then he ran off.

Now the story begins next chapter.

Chapter 1: The Villains

Deep within a city dump within the city of Horrorsville live the masterminds behind the terror, and their names are Rocky & One. (NOTE FOR THOSE WHO KNOW NOTHING OF MINE and The Time Traveler’s CHARACTERS: Rocky Cokradio is a half-alien cockroach with the ability to shapeshift. The Evil One is an evil from the past whos real name is Jason L.) “Well who else would you expect in a fanfic written by SP Action Extreme 2 Noid.” Said Rocky then One added “But wait you readers. There’s more.” And after that a villain from Sonic the Hedgehog who was none other then Dr. Eggman “I, the great Dr. Eggman is also involved.” Spoke Eggman, then Suddenly the cyborg cat Claws returns to Rocky and One’s lair and spoke “I have returned with a hamster from the Ham-ham gang as you have requested my masters.” “Excellent work Claws.” Said One “Yes, now bring me the hamster so that I may turn him into an evil cyborg like yourself. Said Eggman and Claws replyed “As you wish Dr. Eggman.” Claws walked over to Eggman and out of the door on his back came the claw that captured Howdy with Howdy still held by it. Howdy looked around and said “Where am I?” “You are at the city dump in Horrorsville where you will become a cyborg.” One answered which made Howdy ask “You’re a human; how can you understand what I’m saying?” and One replyed “Because I used a spell from The Book of Dimensions to understand rodent.” “And now while you do horrible stuff to that hamster, me and One are going to catch a movie.” Said Rocky and Eggman said “All right but hurry back after it ends.”

Rocky used his shapeshifting ability to disguise himself as a human and then he and One who turned into his normal form of Jason left to see a movie. “So what movie do you want to see?” Jason asked Rocky “Why not Evil Mutants of Doom 2: Return of The Killer Freaks; it’s the sequel to Evil Mutants of Doom and I heard that in this movie the mutants that the humans thought were dead weren’t really dead, just sleeping until they mutated into something more horrible.” Said Rocky then Jason said “It sounds like a movie with too much violance and horror, LET’S HURRY AND GET TICKETS!” Rocky and Jason go to AMC theatres (That’s the movie place I live closest to so I chose it), buy tickets and go and see the movie.

2 HOURS LATER

Rocky and Jason walk out of the AMC Theatres and Rocky says “That was a great movie.” Then Jason said “That was the most violant and bloody movie I have ever seen. IT WAS EXCELLENT!” then Rocky said “Now let’s hurry back to the garbage dump.” “Right, Dr. Eggman should be done with hamster now.” Jason replyed. Rocky who shapeshifted back into himself and Jason who turned back in to his form of The Evil One headed back to the hideout at the dump and Dr. Eggman had indeed finished turning Howdy into an evil cyborg. “What is your purpose?” Eggman asked the new Cyber-Howdy and he replyed “To assist my masters Rocky, One, and Dr. Eggman in taking over the world.” Then One asked “And what do you do if anyone gets in your way?” Cyber-Howdy breaks open a cage containing a rabbit that Eggman was going to use for another cyborg and then Cyber-Howdy grabbed it and said “Something like this.” Cyber-Howdy used his robotic paw to rip open the rabbit’s chest and yank out it’s heart, lungs, stomach, and intestines. Then he reached into the mouth of the rabbit, pulled out the brain, and destroyed it. “Okay, fair enough.” Said One then Eggman said “Yes but now I need another animal. Claws, go back to where you got this hamster and get me another.” “Yes master.” Said Claws then Cyber-Howdy said “Allow me to assist you Claws.” And Claw replyed “Very well, let’s go.” “Hurry back so we can quickly rule the world.” Said Rocky then Claws and Cyber-Howdy left the hideout and headed towards the Ham-Ham Clubhouse.)


Chapter 2: Back For More

Back with the Ham-hams, Hamtaro and the other had just finished burying Pashmina but then suddenly the cyborg cat Claws returned and then the hamsters screamed, but after that they saw the new cyber-Howdy and then they froze in shock. “Greetings Ham-hams.” Spoke Cyber-Howdy. “What did they do to you?” Maxwell asked Howdy. “They bestowed upon me great powers in exchange for being their minon for eternety.” Said Cyber-Howdy. “Howdy, you’ve let them turn you into a monster.” Said Dexter. “True, now let me show you how huch of a monster I am.” Said Cyber-Howdy and after that, he extended his robotic paw which quickly transformed into a claw and it went streight into the chest of Dexter and pulled him over to Howdy who started to eat Dexter’s body. Howdy chewed on the flesh and squishy guts, crunched on the bones, then after finishing him, Howdy belch bad breath caused by devouring his old rival. “EVERYONE BACK TO THE CLUBHOUSE!” yelled Boss and with that, all the hamsters ran but Claws caught Sandy’s twin brother Stan. Claws used one of his sharp claws to cut open Stan’s neck and then he ripped off his head, and pulled out the esophagus, stomach, and intestines, and sucked them up like a spaghetti string. “STAN!” yelled Sandy. “I’M SORRY, HE’S DEAD, NOW COME ON BEFORE YOUR NEXT!” yelled Hamtaro as he grabbed Sandy’s arm to help her catch up with everyone else. “Remember, we must take one of them alive.” Said Claws to Howdy as everyone got into the clubhouse, and slammed the door shut. All the Ham-hams thought they were safe but then there was hard pounding on the door. “What are we going to do?” said Cappy and then Boss showed the rest of the hamster a trap door. “Everyone get in, we’ll be safe in here.” Said Boss, and then Hamtaro, Bijou, Oxnard, Cappy, Sandy, Penelepe, Maxwell, Panda, and Boss went into room beneth the trap door.

After a moment, the gang realized something, “OH NO, WE FORGOT SNOOZER!” said Hamtaro, “Everyone wait here, I’ll go get him.” Said Panda and he went out of the room to get Snoozer, but a soon as he did, Cyber-Howdy broke in. The Ham-hams beneth the trap door heard horrible sound coming form above, and then after ten minutes when everything was quiet, Hamtaro and the others came out from the room beneth the trap door and saw the clubhouse a reck and even more horrifying, the gang saw parts of Snoozer all over the place, his heart, his arm, his brain, his intestines, and just about everything else of Snoozer all over the place, but there was no sign of Panda anywhere. “This is horrible.” Said Bijou. “Pashmina, Stan, Dexter and Snoozer are dead, Howdy has betrayed us, and Panda is missing.” Said Hamtaro. “None of us are safe anymore.” Said Oxnard. “What are we going to do?” said Maxwell and after saying that, a voice came from the door way that said “Perhaps I can halp you.” The Ham-hams turned around to see who said that and who they saw terrified them.

To Be Continued...



Ok..So what are your impressions? I want detailed reviews if possible. Let me know if it was as terrifying and badass as I originally intended. Sometimes I fall short of my lofty expectations. The next 7 chapters should be incredible but like i said. Very high expectations so I sometimes disappoint myself.
:willis::nagase::kira::snarl::cathryn::dante: These are portraits of the characters in order of appearance. I drew them myself.

Jive Turkey
May 08 2008, 07:55 AM
whatthefruit?

Fenristh
May 08 2008, 08:25 AM
:willis::nagase::kira::snarl::cathryn::dante: These are portraits of the characters in order of appearance. I drew them myself.

How dare you take credit for my face. >: (

Jive Turkey
May 08 2008, 08:31 AM
You have such a lovely face people just can't resist

Cathryn
May 08 2008, 10:05 AM
Wait...so which one am i. :cathryn:

Whiplash
May 08 2008, 02:44 PM
Wait...so which one am i. :cathryn:

I only skim read it but I think you were the one that had cyber-sex with the guinea pigs.

Vidya
May 08 2008, 02:50 PM
I may actually try reading this if you properly formatted it. :aldo:

Aka, every time a new person speaks you start a new paragraph.

But then again it's probably still horrible.

Dark Slayer
May 08 2008, 02:54 PM
That was intresting. Kinda long though

Strifer
May 08 2008, 03:36 PM
A wall of text. Omgy. Can someone tell me this in a little smaller wall?

S-r-ex
May 08 2008, 04:24 PM
Nanda?

I didn't even bother reading...

Rophage
May 08 2008, 04:37 PM
So wait...is Nagase two characters or...?

I don't know who because I didn't bother to read it. It's against mu beliefs to do something that requires more than a tiny bit of effort.

FAskies
May 08 2008, 07:54 PM
I saw the word Hamtaro and I stopped reading....

Seriously you failed at being funny