What's your most embarrassing moment?

[Elyse]

In the 6th grade, we were in home economics class and we were making spaghetti. Our class was divided into groups of 4 which consisted of the dish washer, cook prep, dish dryer and cook/group leader. Every week, the people in that group would switch positions. Well, the week we were making spaghetti, I was the group leader/cook. I'm not a great cook now so you could only imagine me when I was 12. I forgot to drain the water from the spaghetti and I just added the sauce right onto it. My best friend saw it and she tried to cover for me so she snuck into the main pantry and got a cup of flour to "thicken" the spaghetti and sauce because "the flour will absorb the water"...that was our logical thinking anyways. Well, the look itself was really gross so when our teacher came to our little kitchen to see our dish, she literally started laughing and called the entire class over to look at my groups dish. It looked like big red clumps of clay with stringy spaghetti. She asked what happened and when we explained, she couldn't stop laughing and called my friend Bizi (yes, that's really her first name) and me retards and she should put us in the Home Economics class with the "other retarded kids" lol. I didn't even know she could use that kind of term but oh well. So to this day, people will joke around calling Bizi and me Emeril Legassi and/or Paula Deen. Home Economics class was horrible, we had to sew pillows and I decided to sew a baseball bat pillow because I play softball. When I got done, I realize I stuffed it wrong and it looked like a penis. (the pillow case color was brown so you can imagine the jokes from that alone).



In the 2nd grade, we were playing "Simon Says" and I was "Simon". Anyways, my teacher was on her desk grading papers from our spelling test and I had to pee really bad so I said "Simon says..." and I paused and went on to say "Uhhhhhh, I have to pee" and ran out of the room to go to the restroom and some kids started to laugh as I was leaving. When I came back, one of the boys took it literally though and actually pissed himself.

[Jive Turkey]

Well I wouldn't say it was embarassing but it was cartoon moment

I was going on my break and I was holding the door for this lady, we have 2 sets of doors, one that you enter and there is the "air lock" and then the other set goes into the store...anyways....I was holding the door for a lady coming out of the store, then she was holding the door for me to go outside and I THOUGHT someone else was coming out so I was still holding the door, but no one came out, so I guess the lady stopped holding the door and I didnt notice until I ran into it

[Cathryn]

I was coming out from my art class, and as i basically went to go walk down a long flight of stairs, yet one of my friends shouted "CATHRYN IS A HOME OFFICE PRINTER" so i was basically laughing my ass off at why she shouted it, and everybody else was laughing, and i wasn't watching my steps because i turned back at everybody else, and i took a step back and fell down all these stairs to the bottom.
I swear it hurt like fuck, and i hit a few people and took them down with me, rofl.
As i got to the bottom, i basically laughed my ass off for around 10 seconds shouted back at my friend "AT LEAST I'M NOT AN EMPTY INK CARTIRAGE." Then fainted.
ROFL.
After that, srsly. :aldo: Everybody kept trying to push me down the stairs after that. D; NAUGHTY PPLZ.

[Jive Turkey]

were you grabbing ppl as u ent down??

Sounds like a fucking damino affect


Mom: Honey how was your day today
Son: Some German girl came flying down the stairs and dragged me with her

[Elyse]

Don't worry elephant, I walk into our sliding glass door atleast once a week lol. Cathryn, you should carry around one of those foam jousts like on American Gladiators and the next time they try to push you down, whack them over the head with it...or just hit them with your bookbag XD. Why do they call you a home office printer?

[Cathryn]

Nah, i just went down and basically laughed as it happened, even though i smacked my head and knee's around 30 times, there was about 5 or 6 people i took down with me, i just happened to fall into them and they all preety much toppled over me and fell down as well.
LOL

[Jive Turkey]

"If I'm going down, you're going down with me"

You're just causing chaos left and right arent you??
:cunning:

[Cathryn]

Oh yez. :aldo:
But it was funny as hell after i fainted. rofl.
It was around 40 - 50 steps, AND I SURVIVED. :cathryn:

And as for the printer joke, my friend's just make these hilariously stupid jabs at me because they know i'll come out with something even more retarded to make them laugh.
I'm there bitch/ledgend aparently. :cathryn:

[Jive Turkey]

haha it's like you tumbling down the stair and all of a sudden you see people flying up and side ways, clothes and shoes flying off

[Rade]

clothes and shoes flying off

Don't you wish :aldo:

[Jive Turkey]

of course
:aldo:

[Kichi]

I was coming out from my art class, and as i basically went to go walk down a long flight of stairs, yet one of my friends shouted "CATHRYN IS A HOME OFFICE PRINTER" so i was basically laughing my ass off at why she shouted it, and everybody else was laughing, and i wasn't watching my steps because i turned back at everybody else, and i took a step back and fell down all these stairs to the bottom.
I swear it hurt like fuck, and i hit a few people and took them down with me, rofl.
As i got to the bottom, i basically laughed my ass off for around 10 seconds shouted back at my friend "AT LEAST I'M NOT AN EMPTY INK CARTIRAGE." Then fainted.
ROFL.
After that, srsly. :aldo: Everybody kept trying to push me down the stairs after that. D; NAUGHTY PPLZ.

That is so funny! Actually made me laugh out loud! :D

Anyway, an embarrasing moment - I've had so many. One off the top of my head was when we had record of achievement at my school, and each of our tutor groups had to come up on stage and shake all these peoples hands at this table infront of all our parents/families/ friends etc.

So we had a special guest speaker, who was the local vicar in my town who everyone like full on adores and worships. So I come trundling up with 3 others, and I get to the Vicar at the end of the table, and as i shake his hand I slip, bang into the table and fall to my knees, and knock a massive jug of water that seemed to go through the air in real slow motion, before landing all over him. I just got up, and the whole school burst out laughing, but he didn't look too amused. He look really pissed off lol. :lol:

I'm blatently going to hell now arnt I?

[Allen Walker]

Getting shanked in PE.

[Devious]

Getting shanked in PE.
Don't tell me someone walked up to you and stabbed you with a knife. I'm guessing it's something along the lines of running into a sharp table edge by accident?

I don't have many embaressing moments... Except that time this bitch girl was working in the cafe and called me a "stupid Hong Kong kid." I was going to say something about her being black but realized that would be very ill-advised. Apparently racism only applies to black people. :nag:

[Patsie]

It was wednesday and it was my school's sports day. Anyway I did my daily morning routine, get dress, breakfast, annoy my little sister etc.

I come to school, walked around it for like 5-10 mins and then my friend tells me everyone that i passed was laughing when they looked at me, then he said that i have my shorts backwards :aldo:

I tried taking it off and putting it on again in roll call but i failed, getting naked in class in a well lighted room in a ninja way is kinda difficult :aldo:

Then my Raff, my friend, spread the word that my shorts was backwards to the whole class we have together.

[ozonez]

Was calling my mate an idiot on the way to the local store from College and was like "Shit" looked around and checked my bag continued "fuck, left my glasses at college" turned around then realised they were on my face.

In my old Food Tech class my teacher used to hold up my work and say "This is an example of how work should never ever be done...ever." That was pretty embarrassing altho i admit my work was shit as i put no effort into those classes.

Ah just remembered another one, was walking up the stairs in my old school and tripped, hitting my knees against the edge of the stairs. My legs went numb so my mate had to drag me to another building where the room where you rest/get sent home is. It was also just the end of break so there were still a few people around watching me get dragged along the floor, was pretty funny but my legs felt fucking horrible.

[Cheonsa.1004]

when the whole class was laughing at a joke and
i was the last one to get it. -.-

boy: so nicy...why are boys like rubix cubes??
nicy: ...ehhhh... :/ why?
boy: cuz the more you play with em, the harder they get.

[the whole class laughs]

nicy: ._________. i don't get it....
class: ..... -3- .....
nicy:........................................!!!!! !!!! O.O OOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!! :OO
[brief pause] ..... SICK! >.<


This is totally off topic, but a guy used
the CRAPPIEST pick up line i've ever heard. xD

Mr.: Hey, I heard our bodies are made of 95% water, and DAYUM im thirsty!!
Nicy: ... O.o .... then go get a drink... DIPSHYTE!

[Thimien]

When I was 5 I wore my brother’s spiked football boots to school thinking I was really, REALLY cool.
I got laughed at so much, I ended up walking bare footed for the rest of the day, which didn’t do me any favours either, if you know what I mean.