How would you like to die?

[Kitmitsu]

Because we don't have enough morbid threads :aldo:. Basically, tell us in what way you'd like to die.

Personally I'd like to die in the most ironic way possible. I haven't quite decided what but something on the lines of being run over by an ambulance.

[OmiVersusXIV]

i would like to die in my sleep or get stabbed by a sword

[safer_waters]

Personally I'd like to die in the most ironic way possible. I haven't quite decided what but something on the lines of being run over by an ambulance.

i've always been afraid that i will have a heart attack for whatever reason and that the paramedics will come and right before they go to use a defibrillator, i'll come to...but then they'll shock me and inadvertently kill me.

or, i'd really hate to one day, many years from now, have someone walk up to me all calm and say, "hey...10 years, 3 month, and 12 days ago, you cut me off on I-75 and it really pissed me off. die." and then he/she'd shoot me. all because i cut them off. and they probably deserved to be cut off. but that would still suck...

btw, are you asking because you are curious, or because you plan on killing everyone and just want to do them a favor by killing them the way they want to be killed?....:|

[Kitmitsu]

btw, are you asking because you are curious, or because you plan on killing everyone and just want to do them a favor by killing them the way they want to be killed?....:|

You saw right through me :rolleyes:. But I mainly started this thread because I'm bored.

[Rade]

but then they'll shock me and inadvertently kill me.

I don't think that's possible... if those things can kill you while you're alive then they're not much use in bringing you back to life lol.

Edit: @Kit: If you're 'bored'... then just 'board' Neal... :cunning: HAH I kill myself... which coincidentally is not how I would like to die :aldo:

[Amleya]

I'd prefer to be slashed to death by an expert swordsman. Samurai if possible.

[Devious]

After killing every last villian in the world.

Or situation wise, a gun to the head execution style. But it has to be a sexy gun, and it has to be a sexy girl shooting me in a sexy location.

I really don't want to be slashed. Looks painful and gory. I mean, your guts would spill all over the floor and stuff.

[OmiVersusXIV]

I'd prefer to be slashed to death by an expert swordsman. Samurai if possible.


same here.....

[Amleya]

After killing every last villian in the world.

Or situation wise, a gun to the head execution style. But it has to be a sexy gun, and it has to be a sexy girl shooting me in a sexy location.

I really don't want to be slashed. Looks painful and gory. I mean, your guts would spill all over the floor and stuff.

I wouldn't care. It's up to other people to clean up. :halo:

[Inferno187]

Die while fighting for my life. With honour of course XD

[Miles]

Die while fighting for my life. With honour of course XD

that sounds like Angeal lol XDDD


mm I would like to die like OmiVersusXIV (sleeping ¬¬)

[BloodMoonEmpress]

I would like to die of old age after I have thrashed some punk's ass for trying to mug me. and I want to like pull some kung foo out, the whole jumping, flipping and kicking thing! yeah I'd really like to do that. I can see the headlines now "Youngsters gets thrashed by Senior Citizen then Old Lady Dies" hehehe, yeah that be great! :D

[Naunen]

Best not leave any info as to where you exactly live. :aldo: *imagines some people to be hiring hit men while looking at this thread*

[Whiplash]

Quickly and relatively painlessly but young and tragically so everyone will keep talking about me for years to come :aldo:

[safer_waters]

on second thought, i think that i would much rather die in one of those "how many gorillas/dwarfs/bears/other unusual predators or enemies could you kill if all you were given was a gun and unlimited bullets" situations. i always hear people argue about how many they could kill, but i'd actually want to DO it.

btw, i'm fairly confident that i could kill upwards of 57 dwarfs before they killed me...maybe 60 if i was using the same sexy gun that Rev was killed with.

[Devious]

on second thought, i think that i would much rather die in one of those "how many gorillas/dwarfs/bears/other unusual predators or enemies could you kill if all you were given was a gun and unlimited bullets" situations. i always hear people argue about how many they could kill, but i'd actually want to DO it.

btw, i'm fairly confident that i could kill upwards of 57 dwarfs before they killed me...maybe 60 if i was using the same sexy gun that Rev was killed with.
Pft, with unlimited bullets and any gun I'd just get like several gun turrets and set them up. I'd rather spend my last minutes doing something I enjoy rather than slaying dwarves.

[Rochana]

I've always thought I'd die by getting hit by some sort of vehicular transportation. Preferably a bus

[Devious]

I've always thought I'd die by getting hit by some sort of vehicular transportation. Preferably a bus
AHAHA that's ESP for ya.

I'm afraid of dying by suffocating on a huge mass of insects and worms. Luckily for me, the chance of that happening is almost none.

Ok, guys, instead of how you'd like to die, what would you do in your last moments of life? I'd go into a prison and shoot everyone. Cuz then I could go on a rampage but without killing innocent people.

[bradley]

I would like to die in my sleep or something painless because I don't really won't my last remory to me intense pain.

and what makes you so sure that there won't be any innocent people in the prison.

[Devious]

I would like to die in my sleep or something painless because I don't really won't my last remory to me intense pain.

and what makes you so sure that there won't be any innocent people in the prison.
Well it's the closest thing, no? Better than shooting up a mall.

[Allen Walker]

In a wheelchair :p

[Zen]

I want to be in a sword fight. And get cut into 2 with a katana. That would be awesome.

[Nagase]

Jumping from a plane and perfoming the worlds longest combo, finishing with an overhead heel kick to the ground.

[Jive Turkey]

I've already almost died so many times, I'd probably be the one who die the most ironic way

Hm....to be honest...slowly...that way I can just feel myself dying....not torture though, like...drowning I guess.....

[ozonez]

Half a heart attack from having sex too much.

[Cathryn]

Screw that, I'm getting cryogenically frozen :aldo:

[Jive Turkey]

@Cathryn: Like Fry??
You stolez my idea
:aldo:

[Thimien]

Once, this friend of mine asked me why do i smoke.. and its so bad, bla bla bla
i said, i smoke cause i want to die with style ;)

[BUTTCHEEKIES, OOH]

In my sleep, definately.

[Zen]

I want to die haveing Sex :D

[TheKonspiracy]

i would want to die in a massive fireball, when my jet fighter gets gets blown up by a missile in the middle of a war with aliens.

[Rophage]

In bed, giving a snide one-liner to someone I don't like. Just to get the last word in you know?

[Clone of Shadows]

i would like to die in my sleep.

[Whiplash]

In bed, giving a snide one-liner to someone I don't like. Just to get the last word in you know?

Worked out what your last words will be yet?

[Rophage]

"I took you out of my will and gave all my money to a donkey sanctuary"

[Vanisher]

sleeping or on mi bed saying mi last words to some1 , maybe a friend

[lara]

i wanna die..... on the tv

[steeld]

screw that im going to collect all the dragonballzzz and wish for immortality
but other then that i think jumping from a plane would be nice, i wanna die fast
or die during the sex saying: you know this was only for one night right?
or have one of those heroic deaths, saving someone else with my life:|
in any case i want it to be fast, and painless... but i wanna see it coming

[Thimien]

i wouldnt mind gitting hit by a car, but not just any car, has to be some cool car, so i can at least die thinking, at least it was a Ferrary, or Ford Mustang.. not some stupid drunk dick in a citroen AX.

[Naunen]

With pride and honour. Can't be a quiet death.

[Strifer]

With pride and honour. Can't be a quiet death.
Me too. I agree. :D

[jehovah]

I would like to die by jumping from an airplane with a parachute and when I am about to open it i realize that I don't have a parachute on my back and I slam on the ground full speed...yeah...that would be ironic....xD

[aldo]

Choking on a cock.

[AT23]

Natural death for me.

[SirBaron]

Preferrably, i would like to die fighting the Pyramid Head from Silent Hill, but seeing as that's from a game, it is not going to happen.

Other than that... well, die fighting something. To do one last favor to everyone, something to be remembered for. Like, say, saving everyone in a burning building... or something. You get my drift.

[Brave27heart]

Honourably. Preferably before i get too old, you know, old to the point that i cant remember my own family members, cant remember what happened an hour ago let alone what i did during my glory years. I dont want to be like that.

I dont like the thought of burning alive or drowning.

[Rensei Bayushi]

Honorably, preferably in a duel in which I stake my life

[Shurelia]

I would like to die in sleep...I don't want to get hurt!:'(

[Reva]

I wants to be killed by Kira :V lulz no i`d want to die in a sudden death duel with a very skilled swordsman from Japan end in a final stand where we both die ^_^

[Little Miss Scarlett]

Suicide. When I die, I'll be the one to say when and how, thanks. Only problem is I'd only want to die when I knew that there was nothing left for me to live for. I suppose it'll have to be a surprise ^_^

I'd hate to die of an illness or old age, you get all the dignity you have stripped away till you can't even wipe your own arse. Then you kick the bucket. No fucking way.

[Nox]

Oh, wow, what an interesting thread. :ohmy:

When I die, I don't want to suffer over a long period of time. I rather just die over night in my sleep or suddenly in an accident. (Getting put into a coma is fine, too) Having to suffer, though, just doesn't seem pleasant at all. -_-

[dxgirly]

Old and having sex

[Reva]

Old and having sex

Before or after the sex? :V

[dxgirly]

Before or after the sex? :V

During ;)

_____________

[Reva]

:ohmy: that`s a badass prank on the guy :V

[Whitesparkles]

i would love to sleep away.....................

[Versia]

I'd like to die in sleep too. ^^

[Esagan]

Jump out of a plane and perform the world longest punch/kick combo. Perfect death.

[Final]

I would like to die in my sleep, with the ones I love around me.

[Esagan]

I would like to die in my sleep, with the ones I love around me.

That's just creepy.....

[Moklin]

The second oldest europe woman lives in my country.she is 123 years old. in my opinion she isnt alive , she is more like a vegetable.my point is that instante kill medicine should be allowed and we should die with honour.

[xxxbloodsoldierxxx]

I'd like to die in a swordfight when I'm old

[Purple]

I'd like to die in my sleep when I'm old. I like it fast and painless.

[OujiMakaSan]

Of old age peacefully on my bed throne. Its not painful.

[Raidori]

Incinerated into countless particles by a ray in space while piloting a giant mech robot once the aliens arrive to invade and harvest are organs and use us as tools to reproduce and for food/livestock/slaves.

[Seiren Ryuu]

I'd like to die fighting a rival or best friend in a sword fight that is incredibly gory and die together with a final blow to the heart. That to me is an honourable death.

[Raidori]

Dying in a magic fight would be cool, getting turned into a cockroach and then getting stepped one would be awesome...but then would i go to roach heaven? if so then forget i said anything....>.>

[Quetzalma]

I'd like to die by being sucked into the Black Hole that'll appear when two particles collide in the Large Hadron Collider(LHC) (INFO (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider))

[Luriana]

I wouldn't like to die. :wtf:

[Esagan]

Right,I got nothing better to do right now so essay time.

What is it with everyone and honour? If you're not Japanese and not in the mafia, the word is dignity.

Different meanings - Different culture :aldo:

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq307/JesusBlewMeOnce/PEACE.jpg

Honor:

http://www.blog4brains.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/satsuma-samurai.jpg

Dignity:

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq307/JesusBlewMeOnce/old-people-bird.jpg

Honour:

http://www.craystone.com/jpg_photos/marlon.JPG

Dignity (Or lack of):

http://todaysseniorsnetwork.com/Elderly%20man,%20walker,%20caregivng.jpg

I mean cmon, nobody today wants to die by the sword, because none of you dedicated your entire lives to it. You'd all just scream if your hand got cut and ask for a plaster.

"Honourable death" is so overused nowadays.
Just because you didn't die shitting the bed, kicking and screaming doesn't mean you died honourably, it means you died with dignity.

I'd like to die fighting a rival or best friend in a sword fight that is incredibly gory and die together with a final blow to the heart. That to me is an honourable death.

Joking? I mean seriously...whether your Japanese or not, that's pretty fuckin' cheesy. And how is a joint murder with your best friend honourable?

The second oldest europe woman lives in my country.she is 123 years old. in my opinion she isnt alive , she is more like a vegetable.my point is that instante kill medicine should be allowed and we should die with honour.

Perfect example! Do you really think she loses her "honour" just because she hasn't been put out of her misery? No!

CAN YOU SEE!?!?
http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/reviewm/rminorityreport.jpg

SO AFTER THAT TROLLING ESSAY:

Dying by the sword was honourable - A few centuries back.

Dying by the sword nowadays - Is Retarded.

Dying in your sleep - Dignified.

Dying in some extravagant way like attempting to lick the sun - AWESOME.

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq307/JesusBlewMeOnce/party-bullshit-mode-2.jpg

[Whiplash]

Right,I got nothing better to do right now so essay time.

What is it with everyone and honour? If you're not Japanese and not in the mafia, the word is dignity.



Goddamn you, I was going to say that!

[Raidori]

yeah, i found it kinda weird as well people were talking like that...

[VeraAlexander]

One of the following.

1. By getting struck by lightning.
2. Freezing to death.
3. Drowning

[suchi]

Right,I got nothing better to do right now so essay time.

What is it with everyone and honour? If you're not Japanese and not in the mafia, the word is dignity.

Different meanings - Different culture :aldo:

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq307/JesusBlewMeOnce/PEACE.jpg

Honor:

http://www.blog4brains.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/satsuma-samurai.jpg

Dignity:

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq307/JesusBlewMeOnce/old-people-bird.jpg

Honour:

http://www.craystone.com/jpg_photos/marlon.JPG

Dignity (Or lack of):

http://todaysseniorsnetwork.com/Elderly%20man,%20walker,%20caregivng.jpg

I mean cmon, nobody today wants to die by the sword, because none of you dedicated your entire lives to it. You'd all just scream if your hand got cut and ask for a plaster.

"Honourable death" is so overused nowadays.
Just because you didn't die shitting the bed, kicking and screaming doesn't mean you died honourably, it means you died with dignity.



Joking? I mean seriously...whether your Japanese or not, that's pretty fuckin' cheesy. And how is a joint murder with your best friend honourable?



Perfect example! Do you really think she loses her "honour" just because she hasn't been put out of her misery? No!

CAN YOU SEE!?!?
http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/reviewm/rminorityreport.jpg

SO AFTER THAT TROLLING ESSAY:

Dying by the sword was honourable - A few centuries back.

Dying by the sword nowadays - Is Retarded.

Dying in your sleep - Dignified.

Dying in some extravagant way like attempting to lick the sun - AWESOME.

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq307/JesusBlewMeOnce/party-bullshit-mode-2.jpg

Well you have your opinion on dying and they have there's my family lived by the sword for decades and Ive grown accustomed to it to. to me dying while doing something i take pride in is honorable so don't say dying by the sword is retarded any way id rather die in war

[Luriana]

Well you have your opinion on dying and they have there's my family lived by the sword for decades and Ive grown accustomed to it to. to me dying while doing something i take pride in is honorable so don't say dying by the sword is retarded any way id rather die in war

Dying in war? That's the most retarded way of dying. There are no winners in war. You die for no fucking purpose, besides, you will be just another dead person among all of the corpses.

Have you ever been in the front to say such a stupid thing? Just put "WAR" in Google pics and you'll see it.

[Esagan]

Well you have your opinion on dying and they have there's my family lived by the sword for decades and Ive grown accustomed to it to. to me dying while doing something i take pride in is honorable so don't say dying by the sword is retarded any way id rather die in war

http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq307/JesusBlewMeOnce/HeartAttackLOOL.png

Well obviously your family weren't accustomed to using capital letters to start their sentences or use grammar.

They lived by the sword huh? Having a Katana on a mantlepiece doesn't count as living by the sword :(

Make you a deal there. How about, when you ever feel a lil' suicidal, come to the UK with your sword, and we can have a little bish bash! :wub:

And you want to die in war? Did you realise war nowadays consists of wizards' magic called gunpowder? Like Luriana said, war is a pointless death. Unless you wanna die fighting for oil? Lots of honour in that, right?

[suchi]

Yea Ive been in war, i was in Iraq. I understand your way of thinking just understand mine.

[suchi]

Well obviously your family weren't accustomed to using capital letters to start their sentences or use grammar.

They lived by the sword huh? Having a Katana on a mantlepiece doesn't count as living by the sword :(

Make you a deal there. How about, when you ever feel a lil' suicidal, come to the UK with your sword, and we can have a little bish bash! :wub:

And you want to die in war? Did you realise war nowadays consists of wizards' magic called gunpowder? Like Luriana said, war is a pointless death. Unless you wanna die fighting for oil? Lots of honour in that, right?[/quote]




:lol: I've never said anything about using a sword did I?
I agree just because you own a katana does not mean living by the sword.
But you misunderstand what i said was a metaphorical expression.

By the way every one see's war their own way. We all have our reason's for going to war, just as I have my own reason's. Further more i also agree their is no point for war but we always have war why is that?^_^

[Esagan]

Well obviously your family weren't accustomed to using capital letters to start their sentences or use grammar.

They lived by the sword huh? Having a Katana on a mantlepiece doesn't count as living by the sword :(

Make you a deal there. How about, when you ever feel a lil' suicidal, come to the UK with your sword, and we can have a little bish bash! :wub:

And you want to die in war? Did you realise war nowadays consists of wizards' magic called gunpowder? Like Luriana said, war is a pointless death. Unless you wanna die fighting for oil? Lots of honour in that, right?




:lol: I've never said anything about using a sword did I?
I agree just because you own a katana does not mean living by the sword.
But you misunderstand what i said was a metaphorical expression.

By the way every one see's war their own way. We all have our reason's for going to war, just as I have my own reason's. Further more i also agree their is no point for war but we always have war why is that?^_^[/QUOTE]

Metaphorical now? When did that happen? :rolleyes:

And reasons for going to war for your country and the reason of the war itself are different.

Middle East is for oil.

Wars start because men in suits who are too greedy to stay in their own country think they can do what they want.

[Esagan]

:lol: I've never said anything about using a sword did I?
I agree just because you own a katana does not mean living by the sword.
But you misunderstand what i said was a metaphorical expression.

By the way every one see's war their own way. We all have our reason's for going to war, just as I have my own reason's. Further more i also agree their is no point for war but we always have war why is that?^_^

Metaphorical now? When did that happen? :rolleyes:

And reasons for going to war for your country and the reason of the war itself are different.

Middle East is for oil.

Wars start because men in suits who are too greedy to stay in their own country think they can do what they want.

[suchi]

Metaphorical now? When did that happen? :rolleyes:

And reasons for going to war for your country and the reason of the war itself are different.

Middle East is for oil.

Wars start because men in suits who are too greedy to stay in their own country think they can do what they want.


True but not entirely true. War start because of how we all see things.
Of course for the moment it may seem war is continuing because of greed.
But look beyond that, if that was the only case. We would have been done with Iraq by now right? But what about power. people with power don't want to lose power. America has power, Iraq has power. But Iraq has less power than America. When i was in the military, my commander always told me war is a business and we are the security or what not. The business men make the offers and if the offers are not taken kill them that's all.

Oh the metaphor was when i said live by the sword.

[Clone of Shadows]

I'd like to die from eating a cookie.

[Luriana]

True but not entirely true. War start because of how we all see things.
Of course for the moment it may seem war is continuing because of greed.
But look beyond that, if that was the only case. We would have been done with Iraq by now right? But what about power. people with power don't want to lose power. America has power, Iraq has power. But Iraq has less power than America. When i was in the military, my commander always told me war is a business and we are the security or what not. The business men make the offers and if the offers are not taken kill them that's all.

Oh the metaphor was when i said live by the sword.

IMO, humanity was given intelligence by nature not to fight themselves as in war. But since there's a little problem called economics, what can we expect from them men in suits?

My grandfather was in WWII and he said he would give anything to go back in time and not sign in the Army, adding that war is the most stupid and violent thing humanity has ever done to themselves, the pain involved in such a thing is behemothic.

But, again, everyone has their opinions on subjects like these, so, whatever.

[Esagan]

True but not entirely true. War start because of how we all see things.
Of course for the moment it may seem war is continuing because of greed.
But look beyond that, if that was the only case. We would have been done with Iraq by now right? But what about power. people with power don't want to lose power. America has power, Iraq has power. But Iraq has less power than America. When i was in the military, my commander always told me war is a business and we are the security or what not. The business men make the offers and if the offers are not taken kill them that's all.

Oh the metaphor was when i said live by the sword.

First of all, if you think Iraq re weak just because the civilians out there don't have much money or a proper home, then you're a fool. They are in a way, more powerful than America and England combined.

Technology wise no, they are very far behind. . Motivation, numbers and the fact that you can't tell who the enemy make the people of Iraq some of the most powerful defenders on Earth. Just because they don't have a great life, doesn't mean they don't know how to fight. If anything, it makes it the opposite. America broke one of the cardinal rules of war, and that is "Don't underestimate your enemy". That's exactly what America did, and that is why we will never win this war.

You think we oculd just walk into Iraw and take their oil? England and America are the strongest countries army wise on the planet, there's no arguing that, but we are by far the most stupid due to being over confident. Our tactics look good on paper, but everyone seems to think our enemy are mindless robots who run from gunfire with piddly 5.56 rounds. No, they aren't scared of death and that's a key to what makes the perfect army.

Also, no offense, but your commander was an idiot. Yes war is a business, but soldiers are NOT the security, they are the drones.

[Maester]

I would like to die a quick and painless way

[Ixion]

through a coma.

[ArxTheHero]

Death penalty for getting revenge on my enemies(trust me I'm viscious).

[Luriana]

Death penalty for getting revenge on my enemies(trust me I'm viscious).

This is a truly pointless thread.

[Reva]

This is a truly pointless thread.


Just leave :wtf:

[Esagan]

Just leave :wtf:

Gtfo :wtf: you gotta admit this thread is shit. Not because of the quesiton, but because of the answers :aldo:

[Reva]

someone out there will die like this : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2368/2229513340_06136bb479.jpg?v=0

[Esagan]

i`ll die like this : http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2368/2229513340_06136bb479.jpg?v=0

Good choice! :wtf:

[Luriana]

http://xeretando.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fail2ca6.jpg

That's better.

[Yue]

http://xeretando.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fail2ca6.jpg

That's better.

Dying with a broken noise... Because you can't breath and bleeding to much. Not a good idea XDD

[Ixion]

A silent death :lol:

[ArxTheHero]

Gtfo :wtf: you gotta admit this thread is shit. Not because of the quesiton, but because of the answers :aldo:

That's pretty rude. But anyway the death penalty I want is the guillitine because those things are cool and painless. I would also want to die looking extremely badass.

[Devious]

That's pretty rude. But anyway the death penalty I want is the guillitine because those things are cool and painless. I would also want to die looking extremely badass.
I'm not surprised you consider it badass to be beaten with a stick, dragged through the mud, probably raped, tied down to a wooden plank, then have a large razor cut through your head. All while having feces flung at you by interested onlookers. Baaaaadaaaas.

I'm hoping to not die, but if I do, I hope it will be after I find out that there is a heaven, and it's stocked with the latest videogames. And women. Foresight is important, it might be actually possible to get horny in heaven.

[Reva]

That's pretty rude. But anyway the death penalty I want is the guillitine because those things are cool and painless. I would also want to die looking extremely badass.
:wtf:just leave

[ArxTheHero]

I'm not surprised you consider it badass to be beaten with a stick, dragged through the mud, probably raped, tied down to a wooden plank, then have a large razor cut through your head. All while having feces flung at you by interested onlookers. Baaaaadaaaas.

I'm hoping to not die, but if I do, I hope it will be after I find out that there is a heaven, and it's stocked with the latest videogames. And women. Foresight is important, it might be actually possible to get horny in heaven.

Oh it wouldn't be a traditional way. More like me willingly having them cut my head off in a dungeon.

[Belbe]

over 90, full of wrinkles, sleeping in strech back massage chair in the greenhouse, late autumn, looking over the sea, with a worn out scherlock holmes pipe driping off the corner of my toothless mouth... an old horn tipped cane fallen at my side that i'd bangued on so many dumbass heads over the years...

[h a k u m e i]

"Lived by the games; died by the games." Maybe? I dunno, I wonder how a game could kill you. *losing temper repeatedly, throwing controller, wraps round neck - death?* Haha, I've never thought about it. I would prefer to die in my sleep or laughing or something like that. *thinks more*