PDA

View Full Version : Proof that all women are evil!


Halfmetal
Jan 01 2008, 09:27 PM
Proof that all women are evil.

1) Women require time and money.
(Women = Time x Money)
2) Time is Money.
(Time = Money)
Therefore: Women = Money x Money
3) Money is the root of evil.
(Money = √Evil)
4) Women = √Evil x √Evil
5) Women = Evil
Therefore: Women are all evil!

So there you have it folks. Mathematical proof that women are evil.

Actually, I want this topic to be about feminism, women's rights, sexism and all that stuff. I just thought that would be a nice introductory. Discuss.

Ashe_Angel
Jan 01 2008, 09:29 PM
Obviously you have been hanging around the wrong women.
And guys are sexist when it comes to their foot ball.

Pain Clone
Jan 01 2008, 09:35 PM
that was a strange intro. why would u say that, and that must be a type of algibra because i dont see any numbers used their.

Halfmetal
Jan 01 2008, 09:36 PM
That's a bit of a sexist remark right their.

I'm not. I think women can play fotball. Just not with men due to different physical capabilities. I wouldn't mind playing just for fun though.

[EDIT] Just seen Clone's remark: Er...I used a different type of mathematical logic. Er..yeah.

Ashe_Angel
Jan 01 2008, 09:38 PM
I am awsome at QB at school but the coach wont let me try out and unfortunately there aren't any women gym teachers. And yes I am the best QB out of all the guys and girls. But I dont care I will just play softball instead.

Halfmetal
Jan 01 2008, 09:39 PM
What on earth is QB?

Kätharina
Jan 01 2008, 09:40 PM
Proof that all women are evil.

1) Women require time and money.
(Women = Time x Money)
2) Time is Money.
(Time = Money)
Therefore: Women = Money x Money
3) Money is the root of evil.
(Money = √Evil)
4) Women = √Evil x √Evil
5) Women = Evil
Therefore: Women are all evil!

So there you have it folks. Mathematical proof that women are evil.

Actually, I want this topic to be about feminism, women's rights, sexism and all that stuff. I just thought that would be a nice introductory. Discuss.

.....:cunning:
Damnit you caught us out.

As for women's rights, i'd say the equality is equally split now, but you do obviously get certain job's which seemed to have established a certain sex, different types of sport are an example.
But i'd rather go towards the gaming industry, because even despite women being within the industry, they didn't get much recognition.
Until Jade Raymond, but it was, to be honest, placed upon her looks, Ubisoft unfortunatly whored her out to much to the gaming community, which, where most hormonally imbalanced young men under the age of 20.
A Comic came up about her, and basically brought women into gaming another step back.

Sexism, i really couldn't give a damn, it happens, it just a mockery of what flaw's each sex seem to have.
Recently Inmates within Prisons have been banned from Sexist jokes, from what i read on the Daily Mail website (Lol :cunning:) Which seems resonable to an extent, but won't stop it happening.
But if i wen't into Sexism worldwide, then i'd start involving religeon, which i'm not really in a position to do.

Halfmetal
Jan 01 2008, 09:44 PM
But if i wen't into Sexism worldwide, then i'd start involving religeon, which i'm not really in a position to do.

Ugh, well, I suppose if it's to do with sexism then we can discuss that aswell. Let's not just get too carried away and start talking about like, whether God exists and that crap.

Kätharina
Jan 01 2008, 09:50 PM
I wouldn't wan't to go into the discussion of the fact of whether God exisits, after that it just gets stupid because it's an unwinable situation and not even part of the discussion xD, just rather the equalities which are separated within different cultures due to religeon.

Halfmetal
Jan 01 2008, 09:52 PM
That's the second time in a row, you spelt religion wrong.:)

Pain Clone
Jan 01 2008, 09:54 PM
Ugh, well, I suppose if it's to do with sexism then we can discuss that aswell. Let's not just get too carried away and start talking about like, whether God exists and that crap.

yeah because that is what uasually happens but im not the religouse type to (not even sure how its spelt).

any way i dont believe in sexisum, in my opinion women and men are equal. it is however a little unfair that they get less pays somtimes but now days anyone can become millionairs its all luck and a bit of bisiness sense.

Kätharina
Jan 01 2008, 09:59 PM
That's the second time in a row, you spelt religion wrong.:)

Damnit, really?
Ahh, xD
I suck at English :|.....

ukillwegrill
Jan 01 2008, 10:34 PM
What on earth is QB?
Some sort of Mad American sport ?
Anyway i think being a girl has loads of advantages like guys usually do things for ya if u ask nice enough

Slim__Cognito
Jan 01 2008, 10:36 PM
That's the second time in a row, you spelt religion wrong.:)

yeah because that is what uasually happens but im not the religouse type to (not even sure how its spelt).

any way i dont believe in sexisum, in my opinion women and men are equal. it is however a little unfair that they get less pays somtimes but now days anyone can become millionairs its all luck and a bit of bisiness sense.


spelt is a type of wheat :cookie:

its "spelled". :nod:

Rophe
Jan 01 2008, 10:41 PM
Men and women are equal. The whole bull idea of how women are forced to make themselves "pretty" for men is idiotic, ask a man and they won't care. The only differences are physically so they can't be used as arguments for or against femenism.

In fact, looking at many other species, the women are dominant, women live longer in humans too. Take the Angler fish, the females are the big long living hunters and the males are tiny fish that attach to females for life in order to get food. Technically, women should be dominant in humanity but luckily for us, they aren't.

Pain Clone
Jan 01 2008, 10:47 PM
Men and women are equal. The whole bull idea of how women are forced to make themselves "pretty" for men is idiotic, ask a man and they won't care. The only differences are physically so they can't be used as arguments for or against femenism.

In fact, looking at many other species, the women are dominant, women live longer in humans too. Take the Angler fish, the females are the big long living hunters and the males are tiny fish that attach to females for life in order to get food. Technically, women should be dominant in humanity but luckily for us, they aren't.

thats so true, its also the same with spiders, the female end up eating the male.

Slim__Cognito
Jan 01 2008, 10:47 PM
Men and women are equal. The whole bull idea of how women are forced to make themselves "pretty" for men is idiotic, ask a man and they won't care. The only differences are physically so they can't be used as arguments for or against femenism.

In fact, looking at many other species, the women are dominant, women live longer in humans too. Take the Angler fish, the females are the big long living hunters and the males are tiny fish that attach to females for life in order to get food. Technically, women should be dominant in humanity but luckily for us, they aren't.


you dont want women looking pretty? are you insane in the membrane?

i think the main point here is men and women are not the same (thank God) but we both have specific strengths and weaknesses that make us good for one thing or another..not to say that some women cant do what normally only men are capaple of and vice versa. women shouldnt be not allowed to do things, and the same goes for men and people of different races it all boils down to who is the most qualified for the job or the sports team or whatever. companies being required to hire women or people of a different race is total crap, whoever is most qualified should get the job no matter who or what they are. its all in what you can do on a personal level, your race or gender doesnt wholely dictate your abilities

Pain Clone
Jan 01 2008, 10:54 PM
you dont want women looking pretty? are you insane in the membrane?

what i think he ment was that when u have a girl friends u would like them no mater what the look like, so they dont have to waste time with make-up and looking nicer than they already are.

Slim__Cognito
Jan 01 2008, 11:00 PM
a woman should still take good care of her appearance, of course dont go over board with hours of make-up application but a little bit is always good, just to show that she cares about herself

Pain Clone
Jan 01 2008, 11:03 PM
a woman should still take good care of her appearance, of course dont go over board with hours of make-up application but a little bit is always good, just to show that she cares about herself

i see what u mean, that woman on ur sig went way over the top. lol

Slim__Cognito
Jan 01 2008, 11:11 PM
i see what u mean, that woman on ur sig went way over the top. lol


what the krall!?!? lol

ukillwegrill
Jan 01 2008, 11:12 PM
Men and women are equal. The whole bull idea of how women are forced to make themselves "pretty" for men is idiotic, ask a man and they won't care. The only differences are physically so they can't be used as arguments for or against femenism.

In fact, looking at many other species, the women are dominant, women live longer in humans too. Take the Angler fish, the females are the big long living hunters and the males are tiny fish that attach to females for life in order to get food. Technically, women should be dominant in humanity but luckily for us, they aren't.

Actually Thats less to do with superiority and more to do with the nature of the respective species in Mammals the Woman are natuarally submissive whereas in other types of animal woman are dominate.

XwingsofaresX
Jan 01 2008, 11:51 PM
Obviously you have been hanging around the wrong women.
And guys are sexist when it comes to their foot ball.
i find that a bit insulting, halfmetal. i think ashe is right somehow. you have been hanging with the wrong women.^_^

Ashe_Angel
Jan 02 2008, 04:34 AM
QB= Quarter Back

Nagase
Jan 02 2008, 04:42 AM
3) Money is the root of evil.
(Money = √Evil)

Hey Halfmetal, just had to correct your post.

3) Religon is the root of evil.
(Religon = √Evil)


HOE SHIT I WENT THERE :dance:

TEH ANIT CHIRIST HAS SPKOEN :cookie:

Neal
Jan 02 2008, 04:44 AM
That equation goes for pretty much everything :aldo:

i find that a bit insulting, halfmetal. i think ashe is right somehow. you have been hanging with the wrong women.

oh for the love of god. :lol: ITS A JOKE. :aldo:

Devious
Jan 02 2008, 04:50 AM
Yeah it's been on the internet for years. Lighten up.

Halfmetal
Jan 02 2008, 02:36 PM
Hey Halfmetal, just had to correct your post.

3) Religon is the root of evil.
(Religon = √Evil)


HOE SHIT I WENT THERE :dance:

TEH ANIT CHIRIST HAS SPKOEN :cookie:

Wow, I didn't see that one coming.:rolleyes:

Sundance Kid
Jan 02 2008, 02:42 PM
People are evil
:cookie:

Dark Slayer
Jan 02 2008, 03:19 PM
Hey Halfmetal, just had to correct your post.

3) Religon is the root of evil.
(Religon = √Evil)


HOE SHIT I WENT THERE :dance:

TEH ANIT CHIRIST HAS SPKOEN :cookie:You can't blame religion you know. People have different points of view. The reason why separation occurs between religions is because we refuse to treat each other equally. I don't really accept that men are far better than women. There isn't even a good reason why women are considered as lower individuals.

We cant say that women are evil. Actually everyone has an evil side. In a novel of William Golding named Lord of the flies it focuses that people are partially civilized and partially savage. People are what they are because of what they choose to become and strive to become.

Halfmetal
Jan 02 2008, 03:21 PM
AW FUCKING HELL DARK SLAYER! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS FUCKING AFRAID OF!
DAMN YOU NAGASE, THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT!

Sundance Kid
Jan 02 2008, 03:27 PM
Calm down Halfy ^^;

Just ignore it...but Dark Slayer is right everyone has an evil side....

Neal
Jan 02 2008, 06:00 PM
I don't really accept that men are far better than women. There isn't even a good reason why women are considered as lower individuals.

We cant say that women are evil. Actually everyone has an evil side. In a novel of William Golding named Lord of the flies it focuses that people are partially civilized and partially savage. People are what they are because of what they choose to become and strive to become.

Omg would you people lighten the fuck up. :'( ITS A JOOOKEKEKEKEKSADFsdf

You can't blame religion you know. People have different points of view. The reason why separation occurs between religions is because we refuse to treat each other equally.

Just for the record, inequality doesn't make people crash planes full of people into buildings. But let's not going into that in this thread. :cunning:

XwingsofaresX
Jan 02 2008, 06:18 PM
That equation goes for pretty much everything :aldo:



oh for the love of god. :lol: ITS A JOKE. :aldo:
i know. just seeing if he gets it.;):lol:

Pixel
Jan 02 2008, 07:05 PM
But i'd rather go towards the gaming industry, because even despite women being within the industry, they didn't get much recognition.
Until Jade Raymond, but it was, to be honest, placed upon her looks, Ubisoft unfortunatly whored her out to much to the gaming community, which, where most hormonally imbalanced young men under the age of 20.
A Comic came up about her, and basically brought women into gaming another step back.

Its true that women do not get that much recognition within the gaming industry, but then again that might be because there is not that many in the first place.

And up until now, the gaming industry has been more based on how many people work at a certain company. Now you need actual talent to be hired due to the extremely high production costs of Next-Gen games.

So maybe, the women that work in the gaming industry will start getting more recognition.

Nagase
Jan 02 2008, 07:24 PM
AW FUCKING HELL DARK SLAYER! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS FUCKING AFRAID OF!
DAMN YOU NAGASE, THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT!

AHAHAHAH Just the reaction I was looking for ahahaha, that made my day xD

Dark Slayer
Jan 03 2008, 02:04 PM
Omg would you people lighten the fuck up. :'( ITS A JOOOKEKEKEKEKSADFsdf



Just for the record, inequality doesn't make people crash planes full of people into buildings. But let's not going into that in this thread. :cunning:Yeah great. I never really wanted to go that far but I was just saying that I don't want religion to get involved.

Halfmetal what are you so scared about?

Halfmetal
Jan 03 2008, 07:37 PM
Nothing. I was shouting for comedy purposes. Who types in capitals when they're genuenly angry?

Aimen
Jan 03 2008, 09:38 PM
*turns into a million bats and flies away* :aldo:

aldo
Jan 03 2008, 09:48 PM
*turns into a million bats and flies away* :aldo:
AHAHAHAHAHA, fuck rofl





Vagina is a weapon of mass destruction you fucking idiots. :aldo:

Kätharina
Jan 03 2008, 09:53 PM
Vagina is a weapon of mass destruction you fucking idiots. :aldo:

Well thats reassurance for George Bush. :cunning:

aldo
Jan 03 2008, 09:54 PM
The irony of things. He had it right under his nose, as well. :aldo:

Pain Clone
Jan 03 2008, 09:55 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA, fuck rofl





Vagina is a weapon of mass destruction you fucking idiots. :aldo:

well dont zap me with it, i will follow ur orders.

Kätharina
Jan 03 2008, 09:57 PM
The irony of things. He had it right under his nose, as well. :aldo:

He never touches his wife, what do you expect. :cookie:

aldo
Jan 03 2008, 10:00 PM
omfg :aldo:

Kätharina
Jan 03 2008, 10:04 PM
rofl :cunning:

Pain Clone
Jan 03 2008, 10:06 PM
calm down u too

aldo
Jan 03 2008, 10:07 PM
stfulol :aldo:

Pain Clone
Jan 03 2008, 10:09 PM
u stfu stop using those strage letters.

Rekhyt
Jan 03 2008, 10:11 PM
Well this thread worked out well. To off topic with it.

If anyone actually cares enough to have a serious thread about women, feel free to make one.

Pain Clone
Jan 03 2008, 10:13 PM
yay off topic, spams all round

Kätharina
Jan 03 2008, 10:16 PM
well daym :cunning:

Ringlets
Jan 03 2008, 10:16 PM
Vageyena man frowns upon these words.

Pain Clone
Jan 03 2008, 10:21 PM
i though man likes that. other wise their will be know babies or, u know ...... that stuff

aldo
Jan 03 2008, 10:25 PM
no u stfu lol :aldo:

Pain Clone
Jan 03 2008, 10:25 PM
no u stfu lol

deceptacon
Jan 04 2008, 12:27 AM
copycat >:{]

Kätharina
Jan 04 2008, 02:42 AM
egg, milk and flour, pancake power :cunning:

Halfmetal
Jan 05 2008, 06:19 PM
Well this thread worked out well. To off topic with it.

If anyone actually cares enough to have a serious thread about women, feel free to make one.

Aw, thanks a lot you guys. I try to make a serious discussion that's NOT about religion and you all screw it up. Wonderful. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Room.

Pain Clone
Jan 05 2008, 06:21 PM
hay calm down half metal, its just an unfortune't miss hap :)

xThexNewxPrincex
Jan 05 2008, 06:25 PM
Hey Half, come to The Box instead the Angry Room. It's much funner there ^_^