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[Kätharina]

CHRIST!
Don't you just hate teachers who say your stupid.

First lesson in English.
We have this tard of a teacher who shouldn't be an English teacher AT ALL.
We learn nothing, do nothing (apart from talk) and she basically complains, because we are doing nothing, but she gives us nothing to do.
So what does she expect?!

So basically she singles me out (not for the first time) and asks me what i've done.

"Nothing"
"Why not!"
"Well, because you gave us nothing to do, so im sitting here wasting 50 minutes of when i could be something constructive"
(I pull out my art book)
(Then pulls it out of my hands and throws it on the floor D<)
"This is not an art lesson!"
"Well it sure isn't an English lesson"
"OUT NOW!"
(I laughed and walked out xD)

The conversation continues outside >_>

"I think you have an attitude problem, your behavoir is disgusting"
"Sorry for me stating the truth"
"You won't get anywhere with an attitude like that, you'll fail your GCSE's"
"I won't"
"I think you will"
"I doubt it"
"Quite!"
"I really can't be bothered to have this conversation anymore"

Then afterwards i got angry and went down the the medical room and was told to 'take deep breaths'.
Nice :\
I don't think that type of bullshit will calm me down.
How do teachers have the right to tell me i'm going to fail, bitches, this woman barely even knows me, and shes judging me on the account of i was being 'inable to stick to the lessons objective'.
There wasn't even an objective.
Bitch D<

[ozonez]

heh, when i was doing GCSE stuff i had a History teacher who didn't do anyhing except she was a push over we annoyed ehr alot, kicked her desk out didn't listen and she did nothing...was awesome.

[Whiplash]

Was she about 30-ish, with a blonde ponytail and wearing a pants suit? Because we had a bunch of teachers like that at my school and they all looked like that. It was weird, even substitutes who looked like that where like that. Like the one woman we'd never seen before who took us for soccer.

We were all waiting down at the bus shelter where we'd been told to at the end of our last lesson by our teacher. 10 minutes after the lesson was supposed to have started no one's come for us, so someone (of the 15 or so of us that were there) goes to the office to try and find out what's happening. By the time they come back someone else has come over and told us that we're in the gym. So we head up there and this utter bitch of a relief teacher we've never seen before yells at us something like this:

"Where were you?!"
"We were waiting down at the bus shelter like our teacher told us to last week"
"Don't lie to me, that's bullshit, I went down there myself and told everyone to come with me and I didn't see you"
"Well, we were there, you musn't have noticed us"
"Bullshit, you were just late!"
"No we've been there since the end of lunch"
"You're lying! Tell me your names and I'm going to make a note that you're late AND that you lied to me!"

Basically, what we later thought she must've done was catch one group of friends on their way to the bus shelter and taken them up to the gym, because there were only about 3-4 people from our class present when we got there, so plainly there was a mass conspiracy amongst the 15 other people in the class to lie to her. Nutjob, I think I noticed foam around her mouth when she was yelling at us.

[Dark Remnant]

Once, one of my teachers actually told me that she had money riding on my GCSE results.

Needless to say I went fuking ape shit and refused to do any more of her work. :cookie:

[ZidaneFC]

That's badass. I think that's the first time. I never had a problem with any of my teachers and if they say I'll fail then I just shut up, pass all their assignments and walk out with good marks. Of course this was all two years ago and more...damn...I feel old again....

[Naunen]

Man, teachers are stupid when they get mad at you for something they didn't give or teach. I never got that problem. All I ever got was a racist teacher who thought all asians in our Japanese-learning class couldn't speak English. Bastard. <.<

[Rophe]

Some teachers are utter fucks. My Religion and Philosophy teacher is a complete moron! Just one example of how shit stupid he is, take this example as about 1 in 50 he does every lesson:

"Okay, write a prayer to God about the government"
"Sir, we're atheists and don't believe in God"
"But atheists still pray"
"Uh, no we don't sir..."
"Yes you do! My mother is an atheist and she prays every night"
"Sir, we ARE atheists and we don't pray"
"Yes you do! You can pray to science or atoms"

What a fucktard...I just like it when I can get a sly, subtle revenge on bastard teachers. My year 9 art teacher was reknowned for being a complete douche and shouting all the time at everyone so I made myself one of the best at art and when he said "I assume you are doing Art for GCSEs" I laughed and said "God no!"

Art justs seems boring now that Miss Dore has left and all you would have to look at is Mouzer's beardy face...

[Dark Remnant]

I got so pissed off at my software lecturer today, here's basically how the conversation went:

"Terry I don't understand, can you go through it with me one more time?"
"But I just stood at the front of the class and explained how to do it"
"And I still don't understand"
"Well you should"
"Well you should teach me if I ask for help, it's your job"
...
"Okay then, I'll just sit here like a potato and do nothing for the rest of the lesson"
"Well that wouldn't be any different from any other lesson"

Now at this point I really wanted to insult him so bad but instead I patronised him.

*Clapping*
"Oh well done Terry! you're doing a fine job!"

I swear to god he teaches us nothing. Nothing at all. Some of my class mates have even taken to teaching themselves software at home. He shouldn't be teaching at college level.

[Whiplash]

Our English Lit teacher was about that useful during the year. One text she picked for us she didn't understand at all, people were forming their own groups outside of class to try and understand using the internet.

"Mrs Stallard, what's the significance of water as a symbol in the text"
"*shrugs, smiling* I don't know"
"Well is it just a life force symbol or what?"
"Who knows"

or

"Mrs Stallard, we're a bit confused with this poem, are we interpreting it correctly?"
"*smiles and taps nose* Are you?"
"I don't know, hence me asking you, the teacher"
"*smiles like it's part of some master plan and walks away*

And then she wondered why we didn't go into more detail in our essays; we didn't know anything, you moron, because you wouldn't tell us anything!

[Devious]

Lucky for me my school's teachers rox. Except when they get unreasonably annoying. Like in math, we have this really awesome teacher but he's so damn uptight. EVERY CLASS and I mean EVERY CLASS at least 2 people would get a detention even though we behave better in math than in most classes. On monday, he gave me a detention for no apparent reason. Someone in the class was whistling, and he automatically assumed it was me since I have a history of "disturbing the learning environment of others." After it was determined that it wasn't me (thanks to my loyal friends =/), everyone started whistling for kicks. I joined in, and the moment I started he's like "that's it. See me after class." I got really pissed, but managed to argue my way out, as he had some girls who needed help anyway.

But as I said, he's really nice, and the next day he told me that he thought about it and thought that I was right, and he wasn't being fair. So ya, our teachers kick ass.