Phobia of children. ;|

[Kätharina]

Ok, i think i've developed a fear of children, preferbally under the age of 12 years.
And...it's gotten insane. ;|
I started freaking out when one of our teachers brought her daughter (who i think, is around 4 or 5)
She, naturally got placed next to me because the teachers adimant that i would be a good 'drawing influence' on her.
LIES!
He knows i'm scared of children.
So yea, i kinda went "NO I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO THAT THING!"
Ran out of the classroom in a freaky ass panic (wailing included)
I spent the rest of that time in the library. D;

Also when i went shopping, this little kid ran up the escelator towards me, so i just ran up the rest of the escalators and hid behind the Ben n' Jerrys stall until it was safe. D:

The only thing i shall ever class as my child is my PS3.
My parents have an eletronic granchild.
IT SHALL STAY THAT WAY D<

[Rade]

Any particular reason that small children frighten you?

OMG THERES ONE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

[Sundance Kid]

hahaha good lord Cathryn
That's funny
Sorry, it just is xD

Yeah why ARE you so afraid of kids??
You were once a kid....I think :/

[Kätharina]

I think it was my cousin which started it.
Once her fat little corpse entered this world, i began to be extremely terrified of children in general.
She is basically an over weight and out of control 7 year old, her mother (who i dare not call my aunte) cannot physically keep control of her because she never had any encounters let alone child experience before she gave birth to this little retard.
The only way to calm this little fatty down, is to give her a packet of crisps.
She bothers me obsessivly (which is something i get extremely irritated over) when ever she comes to visit.
And now i just can't stand the site of her self plodding around 10 tonnes of body fat.

Also i think its just to the fear of becoming a mother in the future, i don't physically have the patience and instinct to raise a child. (I would most likely throw it at a wall)
Oh! And how children walk and talk, they basically run around like squirrles and talk like chipmunks on hilium, along with the way children look as well, i just find it all extremely disturbing.

Definatly babies, i had my mum dangle her friends baby in my face last Saturday, i screamed and almost began to cry, (but i didn't because im so hard :lol:)
She was basically trying to make me hold it, and i just screamed
"NO I'M NOT GOING TO HOLD IT!"
I ended up going up to the computer room to sulk the rest of the day. xD


VERY disturbing.

[Sundance Kid]

hahahaha xD

I hate it when people try to force me to hold babies
I love children and all but still, it gets annoying

Are you inpatient Cathryn??
*holds mic up to Cathryn's mouth*

[Kätharina]

xD
EXTREMELY.
I'm a person which has an extremely low tolerance level, and my family and friends relise that because i do not take any abuse recieved towards me, i just end up going into a stupid shit fit and end up throwing myself in a spiraling mood for the rest of the day.
I can take critisim (because i need it for me to better myself ;D) but abuse, HELL NO.

That might explain why i abuse men so much :|

[Sundance Kid]

Ohh dominatrix

Well that's explains the fear of children, takes alot of patience to take care or tolerate children

haha you abuse men??
Damn you really ARE a sexual deviant xD

[Lifrasthir]

Children scare me as much as I scare them. (xD) Though the oddest thing is that I baby sit them. O___O I was forced into it I tell you! Actually I just said I would to help a friend. In all honesty, babies freak me out. Maybe not as much as Cathryn but still they freak me out.

[Pixel]

I hate kids with a passion. They are loud, rude, inconsiderate, and never shut up. When I get near them, I get this feeling inside me, and then a couple hours later when the kids are gone, I explode with rage (I at least try to not scare any of 'em, even though I hate 'em).

[Rade]

I love kids personally and can't wait till I'm a dad, but I do hate little fat spoiled kids.

[Alice]

I love children! That may actually be because I have a three year old son. Before him, I did not want any children whatsoever(he was an accident:cunning:). And you are definitely right Cathryn, you have to have a lot of patience. My child is very time consuming but I have help.

[Devious]

LOL you'd hate my home. My stepmom's brother recently moved in with his daugter, so that makes 6 people in total. -_- a 3 year old, a 4 year old, me, my dad, my stepmom, and her brother. THAT'S TWO TODDLERS FOR YA. Yet it doesn't bother me in the least. I got a PSP from them so I'm not complaining.

[Blu Ray Disc]

I don't hate children, but yes, they can get annoying. Especially the fatty, spoiled up kids. Ugh. I hate them with a passion.
I don't know why you have such an extreme phobia of children. They're dumb, and are pretty easy to control, in my opinion. All you have to do to get one off your back is, say something like, "I'll bring you lots of candy, next time if you leave me alone." and smile. Then they'll shut the fuck up, and leave you alone.
Now, I've had my share of experiences with fat little 5-10 year olds. They are annoying as fuck. Once they're 11, they're in middle school, so they're easier to deal with. 5-10 year olds, are pains in the ass, and they're completely undisciplined. I think, the best way to deal with spoiled little children, is walk around with a bat or a paddle. Maybe even both, if you really think they're that bad.
But, it's always the spoiled ones that think they're all that because they have a little bit of money in their pocket.

Stupid kids and their quarters.

[Slim__Cognito]

i hate children too..mostly the blank stare they give me..and follow me around its just creepy. i guess because i cant do anything to stop it, i dont mind like 8 year olds and around that because i can tell them to go away or find entertainment for them...

[Whiplash]

I hate kids, the smelly, disgusting, manipulative, inconsiderate little blobs. Even when I was a kid I hated them.

[Lucrecia]

Some children aren't that bad. But only the quiet little nice ones are the ones I can deal with. It's the other loud, selfish, hyperactive, destructive children I can't stand. Throwing toy trucks at you and screaming at the top of their lungs. >_< Talk about annoying....

[Whiplash]

And when you're at the zoo they push in front of your legs to see instead of waiting for a spot like you had to. Bastards.

[Lucrecia]

I've never been to the zoo, but they do that at the aquarium too.

[Whiplash]

Oh don't even talk to me about how annoying they are at the aquarium. And it's mostly indoors too so the smell and sound can't dissipate.

[Lucrecia]

Haha. That's true. But what am I talking about? It can be bad just in stores alone. Go to Wal Mart and they are screaming, running around, breaking things, etc. But then there are some so quiet you don't even know they're there. :blink:

[Whiplash]

Unfortunately there's not enough of them.

[Pain Clone]

This reminds of my cousin when he was younger.
When he came to vissite he would play my games for most of the day which is very annoying, also to make matters worse i had to help him when he gets stuch as i play the games most. So im like go other them,press that button ect. but he wouldn't know what im talking about an do the wrong things and die all the time. Its the most fustrating ever

[Dark Vincent]

I get along well with kids depending on how old they are and their personality. I like the ones that I can train to play videogames with me and don't suck.
For example, my cousin is really bad at gaming, I like him because he is a cool kid but I don't like it much when he asks to play games with me since it's too easy to beat him up XD My stepdad's son on the other hand... That kid is GOOD. I put him to play Ninja Gaiden Sigma here a few days ago, the boy didn't die half as much as I did when I started. Also he can put up a good fight on 2D Fighting games against me (3D I'm just too good) and like a year or two ago he actually looked for me to learn MMORPG stuff. So I love when he comes here, he is a smart boy :)