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Devious
Dec 02 2007, 10:23 PM
Sadly, on December 2nd, 2007, the woman well all know and love as Kira, died from a combination of complete and utter sexual exhaustion as well as lack of oxygen. His nude body was found in a dark alleyway in Las Vegas, completely covered with semen. At first, due to the apparent amount of mutilation he received from the culprits, investigators weren't completely sure about his gender. Then, however, a bright young detective named Interficio Nocte noticed that the "mutilations" were in fact birth defects. LVPD haven't yet determined a COD but suffocation from semen is suspected. No suspects have surfaced yet, but the police are sure that he was yet another hapless victim of gay gang rape.

RIP KIRA WE MISS YOU.:'(:'(:'(


Well if a football player and motorcycle rider gets one, why not Kira?
Pixel
Dec 02 2007, 10:26 PM
Sadly, on December 2nd, 2007, the woman well all know and love as Kira, died from a combination of complete and utter sexual exhaustion as well as lack of oxygen. His nude body was found in a dark alleyway in Las Vegas, completely covered with semen. LVPD haven't yet determined a COD but suffocation from semen is suspected. No suspects have surfaced yet, but the police are sure that he was yet another hapless victim of gay gang rape.

RIP KIRA WE MISS YOU.:'(:'(:'(


Well if a football player and motorcycle rider gets one, why not Kira?

Congrats Kira.:cookie:

You gonna visit us in the afterlife?
Rophe
Dec 02 2007, 11:04 PM
Hmm...this is awfully suspicious...has Cat been in LV recently?

*dances on grave*
Hitoshura
Dec 02 2007, 11:07 PM
wait, what?
Rekhyt
Dec 03 2007, 12:22 AM
wait, what?

HOLY CRAP! IT'S A GHOST!! RUN! RUN TO THE HILLS!
deceptacon
Dec 03 2007, 01:54 AM
hahaha !
ahhh what a great thread/post/confusion for kira
Whiplash
Dec 03 2007, 02:54 AM
HOLY CRAP! IT'S A GHOST!! RUN! RUN TO THE HILLS!

:O Who we gonna call?
Sundance Kid
Dec 03 2007, 04:47 AM
GHOST BUSTUHZ!!!!
:cunning:

When I saw this thread I was like...what the fork happened??
Then I saw how Kira died and I was like...okay he died peacefully so it's okay
Whiplash
Dec 03 2007, 12:32 PM
It's how he would've wanted to go.
deceptacon
Dec 03 2007, 01:43 PM
my first thoughts were 'OH NOOEEESS HE GOT BANN'D AGAIN !'
Lucrecia
Dec 03 2007, 01:48 PM
This actually made me laugh some. :lol:
Sundance Kid
Dec 03 2007, 01:57 PM
Yeah I thought he got banned to
Then I also noticed it was in the off topic thread

So it was aaalll gooood
Kätharina
Dec 03 2007, 04:52 PM
Hmm...this is awfully suspicious...has Cat been in LV recently?

*dances on grave*

DAMNIT DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Considering i lack testicals, it was SO OBVIOUSLY ME :cunning:
Whiplash
Dec 03 2007, 06:48 PM
You could've rented them... or taken them from someone else.
Kätharina
Dec 03 2007, 06:53 PM
How can you rent testicals?
xD
Rophe
Dec 03 2007, 06:55 PM
Oh please, everyone knows you carry around a vat of spunk for...uh...sentimental reasons...
Whiplash
Dec 03 2007, 06:59 PM
How can you rent testicals?
xD

Hmm, I think I've just spotted an empty niche in the market place.

Can anyone think of a catchy jingle?
Kätharina
Dec 03 2007, 07:08 PM
Oh please, everyone knows you carry around a vat of spunk for...uh...sentimental reasons...

........:|
Sundance Kid
Dec 03 2007, 07:36 PM
Oh please, everyone knows you carry around a vat of spunk for...uh...sentimental reasons...
Everyone meaning only you



Can anyone think of a catchy jingle?
Mah milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better then yours, damn right, it's better then yours I can teach you, but I have to charge
Whiplash
Dec 03 2007, 07:48 PM
Everyone meaning only you


I knew, I read it on the wall of a public toilet.
Exire
Dec 04 2007, 02:57 AM
You'll have a better venue in America. If you have no problem becoming an American citizen it would be wonderful. I'm sure your Australian accent would just bring you even more customers. Not sure why, they just like the overseas business person I guess. Not to mention the US has a higher need for testical renting. Don't ask why...blame CSI.

And with that rhyme, I'm sorry to see Kira die. (Ho, another one!) It's a shame I never got to know him. Oh well, moving on.
Exodus
Dec 05 2007, 05:26 AM
There's someone on flyff named Kira. Too bad this Kira isn't as cool. oooooOoOOoo

I DEMAND EVERYONE MAKE THEIR AVATAR'S BE THE XACT SAME AS KIRA'S STARTING NOW. REFUSING TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN BANHAMMAH
Whiplash
Dec 05 2007, 09:45 AM
REFUSING TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN BANHAMMAH

Isn't that in Hawaii?
Sundance Kid
Dec 05 2007, 09:48 AM
Oh so if I don't have the same avie I go to Hawaii???
:w00t:
Neal
Dec 05 2007, 11:16 AM
There's someone on flyff named Kira. Too bad this Kira isn't as cool. oooooOoOOoo

I DEMAND EVERYONE MAKE THEIR AVATAR'S BE THE XACT SAME AS KIRA'S STARTING NOW. REFUSING TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN BANHAMMAH
flyff is well ghey. MMOs are well ghey :nag: