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Devious
Dec 01 2007, 09:13 PM
It's really hard to make a comeback for "your mom." For example:

Billy: Hey, what's that in your bed?
Jake: Your mom.
Billy: errrr...

See what I mean?
Slim__Cognito
Dec 01 2007, 10:17 PM
indeed .
Rade
Dec 01 2007, 10:39 PM
Unless it was your sibling saying it. In which case it's just dumb.

'So's your face' works for everything :P
Kätharina
Dec 01 2007, 11:27 PM
It's really hard to make a comeback for "your mom." For example:

Billy: Hey, what's that in your bed?
Jake: Your mom.
Billy: errrr...

See what I mean?

Example 1:

Billy: Hey, what's that in your bed?
Jake: Your mom.
Billy: It's a shame your mother is a slut, i was almost tempted by her slight motherhood love as she sat naked on my bed.
Jake: (Either get a crying response or a 'Well your mum is" shit)

Example 2:

Billy: Hey, what's that in your bed?
Jake: Your mom.
Billy: HOLY SHIT REALLY?
Jake: No (or yes in some cases :\)
Billy: Oh, you can have her, almost flogged her last week for some crack.

xD :cunning:
I've been drinking, can you tell xD
Sundance Kid
Dec 01 2007, 11:41 PM
hahahaha
Indeed I can tell
It's that damn vodka huh??
Kätharina
Dec 01 2007, 11:59 PM
Yea, i sold my mom for some vodka and crack :cookie:
Sundance Kid
Dec 02 2007, 12:09 AM
You're a cruel sexual deviant
And you've been drinking
*ding*
Time to take advantage of Cafryn
Blu Ray Disc
Dec 02 2007, 12:53 AM
Very funny. I wonder what you would have said if it was your dad instead.
Devious
Dec 02 2007, 01:46 AM
Then I could make gay jokes. =P
L
Dec 02 2007, 07:41 AM
It's really hard to make a comeback for "your mom." For example:

Billy: Hey, what's that in your bed?
Jake: Your mom.
Billy: errrr...

See what I mean?

Your mother can see what I mean.

Unless it was your sibling saying it. In which case it's just dumb.

'So's your face' works for everything :P

Your mother's face works for everything.

Example 1:

Billy: Hey, what's that in your bed?
Jake: Your mom.
Billy: It's a shame your mother is a slut, i was almost tempted by her slight motherhood love as she sat naked on my bed.
Jake: (Either get a crying response or a 'Well your mum is" shit)

Example 2:

Billy: Hey, what's that in your bed?
Jake: Your mom.
Billy: HOLY SHIT REALLY?
Jake: No (or yes in some cases :)
Billy: Oh, you can have her, almost flogged her last week for some crack.

xD :cunning:
I've been drinking, can you tell xD

Your mother has been drinking.

hahahaha
Indeed I can tell
It's that damn vodka huh??

Your mother is hahahahahaha.... hahah.... hahahahahhahahahaha. :cookie:

Yea, i sold my mom for some vodka and crack :cookie:

Your mother is an exchange coupon for Vodka and crack. :cookie:

You're a cruel sexual deviant
And you've been drinking
*ding*
Time to take advantage of Cafryn

Your mother is a cruel sexual deviant. :cunning:

Very funny. I wonder what you would have said if it was your dad instead.

Your mother is your dad.

Then I could make gay jokes. =P

your mother is gay. :cookie:


I srsly couldn't resist. :cookie:
Dark Remnant
Dec 11 2007, 09:58 PM
The whole "your mum" thing is so old now, I just retort with a hearty "fuck you" and a swift punch in the ribs. :cookie: