I have an issue, help is required.

[Fishy-Sneeze]

Hello, last night, something terrible happened. It was my birthday, so my half German half Russian 40 year old wife said I could do anything i asked with her tonight. So I asked her nicely in bed if I could give her an anal rodeo, just like Texans do. She said to me the only way she would allow me to do this, is if afterwards she could push out a fem-jizz bubble in my eye. Obviously, this to me was disgusting, so I impaled her fudge like a bull rider. After I told her she couldn't bubble in my eye, she slapped me, so in revenge I nudged her so hard, her face exploded. Now my wife has no face or digestive system. I was wondering if any of you could tell me if what I did was wrong?

[L]

i lol'd :cookie:

[Fishy-Sneeze]

I'm glad, the only person that didn't find it funny is my faceless/shitless wife, although she looks back without eyes and laughs at the good night we had. Haywire, do you believe the savage anal spinning was infact wrong of me or indeed a satisfactory male urge? It was seriously this energetic. >>> http://www.yankton.net/images/071201/rodeo.jpg

[Pixel]

Lulz.:cookie:

[Naunen]

What the hell?? Should this even be in Serious Discussion? Or even be here at all???

[Slim__Cognito]

i lol'd, but then i wtf'd.......then i threw up..

[Blu Ray Disc]

Wow. I cant take that seriously enough to actually post anything but ROFL. I can't really believe it. Sounds like you made it up.

[Fishy-Sneeze]

Of course it should, my wife lost her face due to my extreme force of impact. Her ass rumbled like a fleet of 30 russian tanks trailing over the city.

[Blu Ray Disc]

Sickening. How old are you? And, yeah, why is this in serious discussion?

[Pixel]

Omg, Fishy-Sneeze must be Muramasa.:cunning:

[Fishy-Sneeze]

I'm 38. And its in serious discussion because of the morale dilema. I banged her poop shoot so hard my jizz burst out her mouth like the ending of the fifth element.

[Pixel]

Is your avatar your wife?:rolleyes:

[Fishy-Sneeze]

Yes it was my wife after the ass tramping. It took very very skilled plastic surgeons to make her look like she does now. They took what skin was left from her ass, which wasnt much, and then stretched it across the faceless gore.

[Naunen]

That's what I was also thinking, Nocte. There's something vengeful in his posts I smell as well. No doubt, he looks like an idiot finding all these pics and posting shit. His avatar kinda made me think.

[Pixel]

Omg, Fishy-Sneeze must be Muramasa.:cunning:

THAT'S what I thought.:cookie:

[Fishy-Sneeze]

Yes sure, i'm....Maramumsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? ;)

[Naunen]

I wonder if idiocy is proof.

[Kitmitsu]

Oh Luc you slay me :rolleyes:. I think some people need a sense of humor to appreciate that kind of spam though :/. I lulzed lots though.

*Moved for epic reasons*

P.S. Of course it isn't Muramasa XD He couldn't even fake being employed by Square-Enix let alone be funny,

[Pixel]

P.S. Of course it isn't Muramasa XD He couldn't even fake being employed by Square-Enix let alone be funny.

I think some people need to have a certain personality to appreciate that kind of humor.:rolleyes:

[Neal]

AHAHAHAA. I fucking love you Luc. http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif

[deceptacon]

holy. . crap. i'm so sad that i entirely missed this

[Hitoshura]

I sort of laughed....

[Whiplash]

holy. . crap. i'm so sad that i entirely missed this

Don't worry, there will be other times.

[Neal]

Maybe it won't be too long... you... never know... :cunning:

[Pixel]

Maybe it won't be too long... you... never know... :cunning:

It's true.:cookie:

What's the record number of dupe accounts one person has made anyway? :|