The corrupt wish game

[Blu Ray Disc]

The rules are simple, you make a wish, and the next person that posts grants it to you, but also something corrupt happens to you that you may not want.
Example- I wish I had an HD TV.

Next post-Granted, but the moment you set it up at home, a tornado hits your house and you lose everything including the TV.
I wish I had an ipod.

Something like that. Rules are simple right?

I'll start with:
I wish that I had more money.

[Devious]

You get the money, but it's instantly stolen by the Pink Gang and their femninine thevishness. They also beat you, leaving you to die in the rain. Your body swells with pain as you turn and see your arm bent at an obvioulsly unnatural angle. Rick James then comes along, spits on you, and kicks your legs so hard they get ripped off. Unfortunately, God hates you, and rewinds time, making you experience the same thing fifty more times before finally making a bus full of schoolchildren explode and burn you alive. You are blamed for the incident.

[Blu Ray Disc]

You forgot to post your own wish, but whatever, it was the first real post.

Another wish: I wish that FF13 was out today.

[Sundance Kid]

I hope that FFXIII does come out today and you get it, then when you play it your' PS3 catches fire and melts the game within and you won't be able to get another PS3 or FFXIII for another 5 years >=D

I wish I could get a heart translant

[Devious]

You never said we had to make another wish. See your example.

Anyway, I don't feel comfortable ruining your wish for a heart transplant. Change it maybe?

[Blu Ray Disc]

Oh. Sorry about that. I should have added a wish to my example. I'll edit.

[Sundance Kid]

haha okay Rev

I wish I had a cookie

[Whiplash]

Granted but it's a worm cookie with vomit filling.

I wish I had a good job

[Sundance Kid]

Wish granted, but you lose you job after an hour after starting on your first day

I wish I were a good looking person

[Whiplash]

Wish granted but you become so good looking that you catch sight of your reflection in a stream and fall in trying to kiss yourself and drown.

If it's good enough for the Greeks it's good enough for me.

I wish I were an omnipotent being.

[Sundance Kid]

Wish granted but since I don't know what omnipotent means it is taken back after enjoying 10 seconds of being omnipotent

I wish I had a new comp

[Whiplash]

Granted but your electricity goes out before you can set it up.


I wish my dog were still a puppy

[Sundance Kid]

Awwww, that's a tough dream for me to corrupt
Okay wish granted, but the after a month of being a puppy he/she turns into a great dane
:cookie:

I wish my doggy were still alive :C

[Hitoshura]

Your doggy got squished and its guts were simmering on the concrete.


I wish I had DMC4

[Whiplash]

You gain DMC4 but you lose your console

I wish I had Malteasers

[Rophe]

Granted, but as soon you as put one in your mouth it turns into a coffee revel.

I wish I had a third working arm.

[Halfmetal]

Granted: But it has it's own mind and keeps punching you in the face.

I wish i could fly.

[Rekhyt]

You can but only by buying economy class tickets for Ryan Air. You end up in the wrong place with no luggage, clothes or money.

I wish I could punch through walls.

[Halfmetal]

Granted: In a fit of gaming rage, though, you destroy your own house with you in it, killing yourself.

I wish knew martial arts.

[Ringlets]

Granted, but during a fit of "oh god im so ninja" you try and smash your head through a block of knives and AIDs and die.

I wish i could learn to love

[deceptacon]

you learn to love, but she turns out to be a slutwhoretrap and breaks your wittle heart

i wish it would snow

[Devious]

Granted, but during a fit of "oh god im so ninja" you try and smash your head through a block of knives and AIDs and die.

I wish i could learn to love
You do, but then you fall in love with a mosquito. A day later, it dies. Your heart breaks, and you can no longer continue living. You throw yourself off a cliff, but unfortunately for you, the cliff face was thriving with sharp vines. They cut and tear at you until you have dozens of deep cuts all over you, and your eyes have been gouged out. You finally fall on a large bed of sharp oysters on the beach. However, this doesn't kill you. You are merely impaled in a hundred different places, none of them deep enough to kill you. Seeing as your spinal column has been severed, you can't move, but an oyster stabbed you in pain processing part of your brain, enhancing every bit of pain you feel tenfold. You lie there as you slowly die of starvation. Vultures eat you after you have died. No one notices you're gone.

Whoops, too late.
@deceptacon: It does. Unfortunately for you, your feet freeze to the ground. They break off. As you lie there, the snow completely covers you, drowning you as you try to breathe.

[deceptacon]

wow there rev you get a bit detailed o_O

[Pixel]

I wish someone would not grant my wish.:cunning:

[Blu Ray Disc]

Granted, but the cause of you wishing for someone not granting your wish ends up with you getting a female devil pixie thing that floats around you and constantly begging you to make wishes. You then decide that you will make a few wishes but each of them ends up being corrupt.
The next moment, you look on your computer, and there is a man in South East Asia constantly emailing you, that he wants to lick you.

I wish I had faster internet.

[Slim__Cognito]

^^Granted but its so fast that everyone else seems to be lagging and hate you for it..

i wish unreal tournament 3 got here sooner.

[Ringlets]

You do, but then you fall in love with a mosquito. A day later, it dies. Your heart breaks, and you can no longer continue living. You throw yourself off a cliff, but unfortunately for you, the cliff face was thriving with sharp vines. They cut and tear at you until you have dozens of deep cuts all over you, and your eyes have been gouged out. You finally fall on a large bed of sharp oysters on the beach. However, this doesn't kill you. You are merely impaled in a hundred different places, none of them deep enough to kill you. Seeing as your spinal column has been severed, you can't move, but an oyster stabbed you in pain processing part of your brain, enhancing every bit of pain you feel tenfold. You lie there as you slowly die of starvation. Vultures eat you after you have died. No one notices you're gone.


You're looking for the "attack the previous poster" thread. Dont show Pinnochio this one.

Granted, but when it arrives, you have earned the special edition which is one that comes to life and kill you when you try to play it.

I wish for a face made of polystyrene.

[Halfmetal]

Granted: It's your own face, and it breaks easily.

I wish no one reads this.

[Ringlets]

Granted: It's your own face, and it breaks easily.

I wish no one reads this.

Granted, but unfortunately for you i am very good at guessing what people have posted while i have my eyes closed.

I wish this thread went deeper and less you post i post tedious-ness.