Ringlets
Oct 15 2007, 04:55 PM
What the hell? I just got called a Noob by someone because i didn't want to use cheats in the call of duty 4 demo. What the fuck is wrong with every one on the internet, mainly in MMOGs? I mean, 2142, i was playing innocently, then of course some random sniper happens to pick me off as a go prone to check the map. Of course, this prompts the tard to declare over the land of Minsk that he has gained a "boom! headshot" and follows thusly to call me a noob. What? Last time i checked, noob was used to simply label someone who is new? But no. It now means "ha! you b spaun fo stalen!1!!" And now this wiener comes along, faggoty cheats in hand, almost like some kind of crazy door-to-door religious converter, saying that if i don't cheat, i'm a noob. When i decline, and tell him that i don't spend 5 hours downloading a demo just to ruin it, he then says that he is a "true gamer", picking games because he likes them, not just because he is a noob and wants to gain massive frags for massive pointage.
You can decide for yourself what is wrong with this tard. Or you can join the tard fan club and reply with comments such as "lol noob" and "he sure pwned yo ass!"
Brutal^.Forbez: oi, what the cheat codes?
Brutal^.Forbez: want*
Ringlets: can i use them?
Ringlets: no
Brutal^.Forbez: yes you can
Ringlets: not in the demo
Brutal^.Forbez: Open the console with the ~ key.
At the main menu, type in order:
• seta thereisacow 1337
• spdevmap bog
Now in-game, type:
• god (enables god mode)
• noclip (lets you "fly" through the map and through objects)
• give ammo (gives you max ammo)
• give all (gives you all the weapons in the game)
To get some good screenshots, type:
• cg_drawHUD 0 (removes HUD)
• noclip
To play in arcade mode, type in order:
• seta thereisacow 1337
• arcademode 1
• arcademode_full 1
• spdevmap bog
Ringlets: cheat menu is grayed out
Brutal^.Forbez: yes the demo you noob
Brutal^.Forbez: Remember, before trying these commands you have to make sure you have the console enabled in the game. To do this, launch the game and go to options -> game options -> enable console and select yes. And now for the commands:
Brutal^.Forbez: NOOB
Brutal^.Forbez: never think your better then me
Ringlets: oh noes he made a mistake ¬¬
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Ringlets: congrats you cock stain u just used the most widely disregarded insult in the world
Brutal^.Forbez: a cock stain knows more then you
Ringlets: i dont give a shit if you spent 3 seconds on google typing in "moar cod4 cheats plz"
Brutal^.Forbez: nope
Brutal^.Forbez: I just have an intrest in the games I would liek purchase
Ringlets: and then ruin by cheating on?
Brutal^.Forbez: unlike noobs who just get a game cause it looks good
Brutal^.Forbez: and no
Brutal^.Forbez: not ruining it by cheating
Brutal^.Forbez: I haven't even used it
Brutal^.Forbez: I thought to myself, noobs like cheats
Brutal^.Forbez: thats why I sent it to you
Ringlets: ta da
Ringlets: you once again have proved just how smack-tarded you are
Ringlets: "im a retard gamer, there fore i have to use noob as an insult"
Brutal^.Forbez: noob is an insult
Brutal^.Forbez: omg
Brutal^.Forbez: your calling me a toob?
Brutal^.Forbez: i'm no toob
Brutal^.Forbez: you honestly are a noob
Brutal^.Forbez: anywyas man
Brutal^.Forbez: get ut3
Brutal^.Forbez: it's online
Brutal^.Forbez: ALOT of fun
Ringlets: not only do i now need to go to hospital for the major wound you just inflicted, i also need huge psycho therapy for the explosion of my brain that occured when i tried to think of what kind of education the hick town where you live offers. i also cant wait for the day when i walk into a tescos store and see your fugly face stacking shelves with spaghetti saying "lulz this noodle sure is one tasty noob"
Brutal^.Forbez: LOL
Brutal^.Forbez: love the fugly part
Brutal^.Forbez: fuck ugly :)
Ringlets: want applause?
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Brutal^.Forbez: get ut3 though
Brutal^.Forbez: and i'll play you at it, yeah?
Ringlets: i was going to until i realised that tards like play it, where every time they get a kill they feel a moral obligation to shout "lulz noob" at an inanimate computer screen
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Brutal^.Forbez: it's a fast pace mosh pit style game
Ringlets: which involved more nazis tards than germany itself, all shouting "ich leibe sein frag-momentum, farghater"
Brutal^.Forbez: I haven't studied german
Brutal^.Forbez: that means?
Ringlets: it means that every german gameplaying fucktard should be burned thrice for a) the holocaust b) sauercraut and c) being overly annoying when play mmos to the extent that i want to pay the rediculous airplane ticket price just to fly over and commit mass genocide on every internet cafe and basement dweller hovel just to prove how god damn spastic they all are
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Brutal^.Forbez: I'm guessing you don't like germnas?
Ringlets: i hate everyone who ever fucking crossed my path and ever decided that uttering the word "noob" would give them epic lulz
Brutal^.Forbez: why do you hate that word so much?
Ringlets: i dont hate the word
Brutal^.Forbez: you hate the people who use it
Ringlets: i hate the people that are too lazy to come up with decent insults and as a result use it
Brutal^.Forbez: like when people laugh at non-funny jokes?
Ringlets: like when people do what their supposed to do in online games (which the majority of the time is kill the other people) and then say noob as though what the did was somehow better than the discovery of penicillin
Ringlets: im guessing by your silence that you are currently churning around on wikipedia searching for penicillin
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Ringlets: ill help you
Brutal^.Forbez: nah blud
Brutal^.Forbez: i'z okay
Brutal^.Forbez: penicillin is a bird blud
Ringlets: its a drug used too much by emo fags, and the only ever decent use was to hunt down Noob-using tards like yourself and shove 3kg of the stuff down their throat
Brutal^.Forbez: wouldn't that like hurt me like?
Ringlets: no but it would sure relieve the pain us normal people have to suffer when we hear the dreaded word
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Brutal^.Forbez: your doing your gcses right?
Ringlets: yea
Ringlets: boy howdy that conversation starter sure took us on a whirlwind adventure
/rant
You can decide for yourself what is wrong with this tard. Or you can join the tard fan club and reply with comments such as "lol noob" and "he sure pwned yo ass!"
Brutal^.Forbez: oi, what the cheat codes?
Brutal^.Forbez: want*
Ringlets: can i use them?
Ringlets: no
Brutal^.Forbez: yes you can
Ringlets: not in the demo
Brutal^.Forbez: Open the console with the ~ key.
At the main menu, type in order:
• seta thereisacow 1337
• spdevmap bog
Now in-game, type:
• god (enables god mode)
• noclip (lets you "fly" through the map and through objects)
• give ammo (gives you max ammo)
• give all (gives you all the weapons in the game)
To get some good screenshots, type:
• cg_drawHUD 0 (removes HUD)
• noclip
To play in arcade mode, type in order:
• seta thereisacow 1337
• arcademode 1
• arcademode_full 1
• spdevmap bog
Ringlets: cheat menu is grayed out
Brutal^.Forbez: yes the demo you noob
Brutal^.Forbez: Remember, before trying these commands you have to make sure you have the console enabled in the game. To do this, launch the game and go to options -> game options -> enable console and select yes. And now for the commands:
Brutal^.Forbez: NOOB
Brutal^.Forbez: never think your better then me
Ringlets: oh noes he made a mistake ¬¬
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Ringlets: congrats you cock stain u just used the most widely disregarded insult in the world
Brutal^.Forbez: a cock stain knows more then you
Ringlets: i dont give a shit if you spent 3 seconds on google typing in "moar cod4 cheats plz"
Brutal^.Forbez: nope
Brutal^.Forbez: I just have an intrest in the games I would liek purchase
Ringlets: and then ruin by cheating on?
Brutal^.Forbez: unlike noobs who just get a game cause it looks good
Brutal^.Forbez: and no
Brutal^.Forbez: not ruining it by cheating
Brutal^.Forbez: I haven't even used it
Brutal^.Forbez: I thought to myself, noobs like cheats
Brutal^.Forbez: thats why I sent it to you
Ringlets: ta da
Ringlets: you once again have proved just how smack-tarded you are
Ringlets: "im a retard gamer, there fore i have to use noob as an insult"
Brutal^.Forbez: noob is an insult
Brutal^.Forbez: omg
Brutal^.Forbez: your calling me a toob?
Brutal^.Forbez: i'm no toob
Brutal^.Forbez: you honestly are a noob
Brutal^.Forbez: anywyas man
Brutal^.Forbez: get ut3
Brutal^.Forbez: it's online
Brutal^.Forbez: ALOT of fun
Ringlets: not only do i now need to go to hospital for the major wound you just inflicted, i also need huge psycho therapy for the explosion of my brain that occured when i tried to think of what kind of education the hick town where you live offers. i also cant wait for the day when i walk into a tescos store and see your fugly face stacking shelves with spaghetti saying "lulz this noodle sure is one tasty noob"
Brutal^.Forbez: LOL
Brutal^.Forbez: love the fugly part
Brutal^.Forbez: fuck ugly :)
Ringlets: want applause?
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Brutal^.Forbez: get ut3 though
Brutal^.Forbez: and i'll play you at it, yeah?
Ringlets: i was going to until i realised that tards like play it, where every time they get a kill they feel a moral obligation to shout "lulz noob" at an inanimate computer screen
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Brutal^.Forbez: it's a fast pace mosh pit style game
Ringlets: which involved more nazis tards than germany itself, all shouting "ich leibe sein frag-momentum, farghater"
Brutal^.Forbez: I haven't studied german
Brutal^.Forbez: that means?
Ringlets: it means that every german gameplaying fucktard should be burned thrice for a) the holocaust b) sauercraut and c) being overly annoying when play mmos to the extent that i want to pay the rediculous airplane ticket price just to fly over and commit mass genocide on every internet cafe and basement dweller hovel just to prove how god damn spastic they all are
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Brutal^.Forbez: I'm guessing you don't like germnas?
Ringlets: i hate everyone who ever fucking crossed my path and ever decided that uttering the word "noob" would give them epic lulz
Brutal^.Forbez: why do you hate that word so much?
Ringlets: i dont hate the word
Brutal^.Forbez: you hate the people who use it
Ringlets: i hate the people that are too lazy to come up with decent insults and as a result use it
Brutal^.Forbez: like when people laugh at non-funny jokes?
Ringlets: like when people do what their supposed to do in online games (which the majority of the time is kill the other people) and then say noob as though what the did was somehow better than the discovery of penicillin
Ringlets: im guessing by your silence that you are currently churning around on wikipedia searching for penicillin
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Ringlets: ill help you
Brutal^.Forbez: nah blud
Brutal^.Forbez: i'z okay
Brutal^.Forbez: penicillin is a bird blud
Ringlets: its a drug used too much by emo fags, and the only ever decent use was to hunt down Noob-using tards like yourself and shove 3kg of the stuff down their throat
Brutal^.Forbez: wouldn't that like hurt me like?
Ringlets: no but it would sure relieve the pain us normal people have to suffer when we hear the dreaded word
Brutal^.Forbez: lol
Brutal^.Forbez: your doing your gcses right?
Ringlets: yea
Ringlets: boy howdy that conversation starter sure took us on a whirlwind adventure
/rant