To non-God believers....

[Passion]

LOL PERFECT STORY JUST HAPPENED.


I went to get some cash out to get pizza and this random short, 14 year old looking chav, told me to give him the money. I was like, UHM NO, fuck off :aldo: and this other chav came up to me and said "OI M8 U STARTINZ ON MA BRUVA" and I was like ...no :aldo: and he pushed me and told me to give him the money, so I just whacked him in the face as hard as I could and the little brother ran. The other chav squirmed on the floor and I just causually walked off (to make it look good, of course :aldo:)

So, I fought and kept the £20 and bought pizza with it. Win.

That was awesome! :dance:You deserve a cookie. *gives cookie*


Most chavs that live near me, and I live in Portsmouth, England, UK, (AKA Chavs-ville.) are well -- idiots. They will persist, calling me and my friends "emo", "goth" hoping to get a rise out of us. Some of my friends reply but I have a very long patience-span so when I snap, I SNAP and that generally causes them to run very far.

I hate chavs. Oh wait I hate those retarded stereotypes: "chav". Let me rephrase that. *ahem* I hate tax-mooching, idiot, chav-scum. :cookie:

[Neal]

Thank you ^^

We don't get many here in Plymouth actually. There's LOADS in poole though ;;

Good thing he didn't have a gun. Yeah, I would say you probably did the right thing considering your life wasn't really in much danger. I hope we can all now shut up and get back to the topic, now.

lol stfu

[Misschoco]

LOL PERFECT STORY JUST HAPPENED.


I went to get some cash out to get pizza and this random short, 14 year old looking chav, told me to give him the money. I was like, UHM NO, fuck off :aldo: and this other chav came up to me and said "OI M8 U STARTINZ ON MA BRUVA" and I was like ...no :aldo: and he pushed me and told me to give him the money, so I just whacked him in the face as hard as I could and the little brother ran. The other chav squirmed on the floor and I just causually walked off (to make it look good, of course :aldo:)

So, I fought and kept the £20 and bought pizza with it. Win. :cookie:
the perfect anecdote - kill sum chav pride :aldo:


okay someone please get back onto the subject..................

[Neal]

kk LOL RELIGIOSNS

[Halfmetal]

*Ahem* It's about athiests so its: ATHIESMS! LOLZ!!11!!

[Passion]

lol stfu

that made me LOL so much.

[Misschoco]

Some Christians have labeled atheists as evil, stupid, devil-worshippers, or morally void.stfu
-*continues in satanic rituals*

[Halfmetal]

Lol, just lol.

[Passion]

Lol, just lol.

I would like to officially and formally second this notion.

:cookie:

[Halfmetal]

LOL PERFECT STORY JUST HAPPENED.

It's a bit of a coincidence but then again, you do live in Portsmouth. What's it like?

[Neal]

What, you're suggesting I made it up?... :lol: Well, I didn't because that would be rather pointless and lame. :aldo:

I live in Plymouth, Chavs are fairly rare here so every chav knows each other if you get what I mean. When you do see chavs they are proper chavs and not wannabes like Poole seems to be full of.

[Devious]

stfu
-*continues in satanic rituals*

lawl stupid extremists

You know, if the Devil was real and were were performing Satanic rituals all this time, you'd think we'd be able to summon Satan to smite the believers by now. Which would totally defeat the point of atheism, but it'd be fun.

Also, where's the logic in atheists performing satanic rituals? Wouldn't that involve BELIEVING in Satan? :rolleyes:

[Halfmetal]

Are most atheists, humanists? If so, why? Why not, for example, Existentialists?

[BlueOni]

lawl stupid extremists

You know, if the Devil was real and were were performing Satanic rituals all this time, you'd think we'd be able to summon Satan to smite the believers by now. Which would totally defeat the point of atheism, but it'd be fun.

Also, where's the logic in atheists performing satanic rituals? Wouldn't that involve BELIEVING in Satan? :rolleyes:

You don't seem to know much about the LaVeyan Church of Satan. Why don't you go to the website and see what they have to say. Basically Satan = the opponent of organized religion. They are social darwinists and essentially atheists.

[Nagase]

Good thing he didn't have a gun. Yeah, I would say you probably did the right thing considering your life wasn't really in much danger. I hope we can all now shut up and get back to the topic, now.Actually if you knew anything about combat you'd know that in hand to hand combat, a gun is less dangerous than a knife. Not to mention that we live in England and not in the Bronx.

You know, if the Devil was real and were were performing Satanic rituals all this time, you'd think we'd be able to summon Satan to smite the believers by now. Which would totally defeat the point of atheism, but it'd be fun.

Hahahah XDDDD <333

[Halfmetal]

That's quite interesting, actually. How is a gun less of a threat than a knife?

[Nagase]

That's quite interesting, actually. How is a gun less of a threat than a knife?In hand to hand combat yeah.

A knife, can be sliced, stabbed and the wound can be made to be much larger and lethal than most handgun wounds. This makes it harder to disarm as you can't get hold of the blade (Slicing) and the opponent probably won't be as confident as if he had a gun.

A gun, can only do damage if your in it's exact line of fire, so it's a matter of moving your body a very small amount to lose the line of sight, then grab the gun anywhere (apart from putting your hand over the barrel), and either disarm him, empty the weapon or make him shoot himself with it, which is easier than anything involving a knife.

[Misschoco]

lawl stupid extremists

You know, if the Devil was real and were were performing Satanic rituals all this time, you'd think we'd be able to summon Satan to smite the believers by now. Which would totally defeat the point of atheism, but it'd be fun.

Also, where's the logic in atheists performing satanic rituals? Wouldn't that involve BELIEVING in Satan? :rolleyes:
Atheists-believing in neither god or the devil-has atheism totally lost its meaning-people love distorting the meaning of words-losers who believe in the devil-smite them all :rolleyes:

[BlueOni]

Atheists-believing in neither god or the devil-has atheism totally lost its meaning-people love distorting the meaning of words-losers who believe in the devil-smite them all :rolleyes:

And what do you believe in?

[Halfmetal]

In hand to hand combat yeah.

A knife, can be sliced, stabbed and the wound can be made to be much larger and lethal than most handgun wounds. This makes it harder to disarm as you can't get hold of the blade (Slicing) and the opponent probably won't be as confident as if he had a gun.

A gun, can only do damage if your in it's exact line of fire, so it's a matter of moving your body a very small amount to lose the line of sight, then grab the gun anywhere (apart from putting your hand over the barrel), and either disarm him, empty the weapon or make him shoot himself with it, which is easier than anything involving a knife.

Yeah, but surely it's hard to get out of the line of fire. I'm mean it doesn't take much to get IN the line of fire and then get shot. Especially when you have to come up right up close to them in order to disarm them.

[Neal]

Uhm, chances are they wont start shooting you from a distance. If they do pull a gun on you, you'll probably be right next to them. Like Luc said, you can push a gun away with your hand easier than you can a knife. It's the distance which fucks you :aldo: but he was talking about hand to hand.

[Halfmetal]

I don't see how you being closer makes it any easier. Surely it's much faster to pull a trigger than to move your arm and attempt a precise disarming movement.

[Neal]

You don't wait until they pull the trigger to disarm. Rofl. You do it as soon as you see the gun.

[Halfmetal]

Yeah but still. Even the few milliseconds head start shouldn't be enough. *sigh* We need a scientist.

[Hypnotiq]

http://cibertrix.smartvideochannel.com/media/PlayVideo.aspx?cid=0DE3F1BFE87D41DAAB68B1B3F24F8FF B

Thats your proof that Knives wins.

[Neal]

We're not talking about knife vs gun, we're talking about person vs knife or person vs gun.

[Hypnotiq]

Oh my bad, i saw the two words in a sentence and thought it was that. Enjoy the video none the less.

[Kitmitsu]

Why don't we all go back to talking about the topic? -_-

[Halfmetal]

There's nothing esle to talk about, though. I suppose I can just ask my question again that no one answered before: Are most atheists, humanists? If so, why? Why not, for example, Existentialists?

[Nagase]

Why don't we all go back to talking about the topic?
This aint no technological break doooown! Oh no! This is the roaddddd to helll.

Oh my bad, i saw the two words in a sentence and thought it was that. Enjoy the video none the lessNotice how those people in the video were in the most unrealistic stance and even more ridiculous reactions. The person with the knife was using KM style attack methods and the woman didn't even attempt to move. Ridiculous.

I don't see how you being closer makes it any easier. Surely it's much faster to pull a trigger than to move your arm and attempt a precise disarming movement.I study Krav Maga out of a class, (Russian Special forces self defense), and every single instructor that ive either seen videos with or read books about say that in hand to hand, knives are more dangerous than guns.

So halfmetal, you either know more about fighting than the KGB, or your wrong. Much love <3

[Halfmetal]

T
I study Krav Maga out of a class, (Russian Special forces self defense), and every single instructor that ive either seen videos with or read books about say that in hand to hand, knives are more dangerous than guns.

So halfmetal, you either know more about fighting than the KGB, or your wrong. Much love <3

What the hell are you talking about? I was asking a bloody question. Just ask one of your instructor will you. I'd like to know why.

Anyway, isn't Krav Maga Isrealian?

[Neal]

What the hell are you talking about? I was asking a bloody question. Just ask one of your instructor will you. I'd like to know why.
A knife, can be sliced, stabbed and the wound can be made to be much larger and lethal than most handgun wounds. This makes it harder to disarm as you can't get hold of the blade (Slicing) and the opponent probably won't be as confident as if he had a gun.

A gun, can only do damage if your in it's exact line of fire, so it's a matter of moving your body a very small amount to lose the line of sight, then grab the gun anywhere (apart from putting your hand over the barrel), and either disarm him, empty the weapon or make him shoot himself with it, which is easier than anything involving a knife.

GAWDZ, PAY ATTENTION :cookie:

[Halfmetal]

Yes, I know, but I responded to that, remember. I want to know what his instructor would say to that. Duh.

[Neal]

The same thing, duh.

[Misschoco]

And what do you believe in?
precisely-nothing-im atheist

[Nagase]

Anyway, isn't Krav Maga Isrealian?Indeed it is but the they teachit to the Russian special forces.

Yes, I know, but I responded to that, remember. I want to know what his instructor would say to that. Duh.Ok, read it again, I don't know an instructor personally but I study it through video's and books. And the Gun being less dangerous than the knife is what I learnt directly from nearly every video and book (Where instructors speak).

Duh

And as for a conclusion to this:

hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick
hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll never get another fix

i'm telling you it's not a trick
pay attention, don't be thick
or you're liable to get licked

you're gonna see the reason why
when they're spitting in your eye
they'll be spitting in your eye

hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
a girl's not a tonic or a pill
hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
you're just jonesing for a spill

oh, how your bubble's gonna burst
when you meet another nurse
she'll be driving in a hearse

you're gonna need a heap of glue
when they all catch up with you
and they cut you up in two

now your ears are ringing
the birds have stopped their singing
everything is turning grey

no candy in your till
no cutie left to thrill
you're alone on a tuesday

hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick
hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll never get another fix

i'm telling you it's not a trick
pay attention, don't be thick
or you're liable to get licked

you're gonna see the reason why
when they're spitting in your eye
they'll be spitting in your eye

[Devious]

OH COME ON. In that video it's really not fair that the gun is in the holster and the knife is already out. If the gun was already out and the knife was always out, gun>knife EVERY TIME.

Besides, which are you more likely you get out of, someone holding a knife to your throat or someone putting a gun to your head?

[Nagase]

Gun to your head is easier to get out than a knife to your throat.

[Neal]

Yeah, definitely. If you stuggle from a knife you can slit your own throat. :lol:

[Devious]

=/

But slashing with a knife takes longer than simply pulling the trigger, and it has more room for error. If you don't kill them immediately, or you slip or something.

[Exodus]

precisely-nothing-im atheist


Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?


Had to be done. I couldn't stop lol'ing at this.

[Halfmetal]

I'm guessing that's a joke, but whatever.

@ Nagase - Well, that was helpful. Oh I'll just go on Yahoo answeres or something.

[Bleak Harvest]

I believe in myself, therefore am my own God.

I thought this was supposed to be the serious corner of the forums?

[Halfmetal]

Yeah, but we've ran out of seriousness. I'll just ask my question again: Are most atheists, humanists? If so, why? Why not choose, for example, Existentialism?

*Sigh* That's the third time, now.

[Nagase]

I'm guessing that's a joke, but whatever.

@ Nagase - Well, that was helpful. Oh I'll just go on Yahoo answeres or something.You can have an opinion when you learn how to throw a punch IN REAL LIFE OMFG :D

I believe in myself, therefore am my own God.

I thought this was supposed to be the serious corner of the forums?It was till I joined. Awesome signature btw XD

*Sigh* That's the third time, now

Looks like there's gonna have to be a fourth time ;D.

[Misschoco]

Yeah, but we've ran out of seriousness. I'll just ask my question again: Are most atheists, humanists? If so, why?
you could say-after all atheists reject dependence on belief without reason or texts of divine religion or the supernatural-i.e belief in god &the qur'an and the bible.considering atheists rationalize on the subject of god-this is another aspect in which they can be categorized as humanists.

[Halfmetal]

You can have an opinion when you learn how to throw a punch IN REAL LIFE OMFG :D


1) I already know how to punch IN REAL LIFE OMFG :D
2) Again. Ad hominem. Look it up.

you could say-after all atheists reject dependence on belief without reason or texts of divine religion or the supernatural-i.e belief in god &the qur'an and the bible.considering atheists rationalize on the subject of god-this is another aspect in which they can be categorized as humanists.

So you're saying that, in a way, all Atheists count as humanists?

[Misschoco]

So you're saying that, in a way, all Atheists count as humanists?
generally you could say so-but im not really counting every single atheist-its not like every every individual atheist is committed to searching for the truth behind beliefs :rolleyes: basically there is not one set of ideology's that atheists believe-thus not making them all a humanist but generally they have some qualities of a humanist-made sense?

[Halfmetal]

generally you could say so-but im not really counting every single atheist-its not like every every individual atheist is committed to searching for the truth behind beliefs :rolleyes: basically there is not one set of ideology's that atheists believe-thus not making them all a humanist but generally they have some qualities of a humanist-made sense?

I see. But what makes those atheists become fully humanists rather than full existentialists?

[Misschoco]

I see. But what makes those atheists become fully humanists rather than full existentialists?
hmm-existentialism in itself is a form of humanism.I dont know why im finding that a difficult question to answer^^.I think it because those atheists believe in an absolute (unconstrained) being than completing dismissing inexplainable beliefs and thinking of humans as completely free beings in every sense-i tried to make sense but i cant really explain well :rolleyes:

[Halfmetal]

hmm-existentialism in itself is a form of humanism.

Oh HELL NO! Jean-Paul Sartre was a FAILURE!..atleast on that lecture.


I dont know why im finding that a difficult question to answer^^.
I think it because those atheists believe in an absolute (unconstrained) being than completing dismissing inexplainable beliefs and thinking of humans as completely free beings in every sense-i tried to make sense but i cant really explain well :rolleyes:

I doesn't make much sesne to me, I'm afraid. Don't worry, that doesn't say much. I'm an absolute retard when it comes to understanding what people are trying to say.

[Misschoco]

Oh HELL NO! Jean-Paul Sartre was a FAILURE!..atleast on that lecture.
why exactly?-i thought he had some plausible things to say-but in some ways i also personally think that existentialism in itself is a form of humanism-i had to repeat that


I doesn't make much sesne to me, I'm afraid. Don't worry, that doesn't say much. I'm an absolute retard when it comes to understanding what people are trying to say.hey i never make sense :w00t:-i complicate what im trying to say almost every time

[Halfmetal]

why exactly?-i thought he had some plausible things to say-but in some ways i also personally think that existentialism in itself is a form of humanism-i had to repeat that

Trust me, I had to study Existentialsm and Humanism, for my set text in AS Philosophy. Practically all his main points were utter shite! Sooo many criticisms, it was unbelievable!

Sartre himself has called its undeveloped morality an "error".

[Misschoco]

Trust me, I had to study Existentialsm and Humanism, for my set text in AS Philosophy. Practically all his main points were utter shite! Sooo many criticisms, it was unbelievable!

Sartre himself has called its undeveloped morality an "error".
:blink: i was only scratching the surface of his points-i came across them in a book and various articles on the web.
btw:not in relation to the topic much-Should i take a level philosophy next year??damn the year of gcse's

[Halfmetal]

HELL YES! It's muchly awesome. There's actually a Module called Philosophy of religion and I can tell you now that it would REALLY help if you read that book I recommended.

[Neal]

No, thank you. :aldo:

[Misschoco]

HELL YES! It's muchly awesome. There's actually a Module called Philosophy of religion and I can tell you now that it would REALLY help if you read that book I recommended.
Thanks :rolleyes:-i'v already absorbed myself in many philosophy books but have trouble remembering some basic theories and ideas-damn my ghey memory

[Halfmetal]

Don't worry. Vardy makes it so easy to understand it'll be easy for you to remember. Plus it's quite interesting which always help. The reason I remembered it is becuase I kept thinking about it so much. I have to warn you though, the book does talk about a lot of other bits you don't need to neccessarily know so make a cross check the syllabus.

[Nagase]

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEEEEEEE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VIENNA (8)

[Misschoco]

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEEEEEEE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VIENNA (8)
too perplexing?>:rolleyes:

[Nagase]

too perplexing?Too boring, I'd rather marry a libary woman than read that. I bet he sounds like a presenter of a bird watching documentary in real life.

Serias I tried to read his post but it turned into a great big blur due to utter dullness. Ultravox - Vienna would help.

YouTube - Ultravox - Vienna

[Halfmetal]

Too boring, I'd rather marry a libary woman than read that. I bet he sounds like a presenter of a bird watching documentary in real life.

Serias I tried to read his post but it turned into a great big blur due to utter dullness. Ultravox - Vienna would help.


Then WHY ARE YOU HERE?

[Neal]

Then WHY ARE YOU HERE?
To piss you off, clearly.

[Halfmetal]

But why does he want to piss me off so much?

[Neal]

For shits and giggles....OBVIOUSLY

[Pain Clone]

yeah what dante said

[Neal]

zomg don't spam

[Nagase]

But why does he want to piss me off so much?

Because it makes me feel warm inside :cookie:

[Halfmetal]

And you don't see what's wrong with that? I guess I'm just nicer than you are.

[Misschoco]

Because it makes me feel warm inside :cookie:
i sense an inferiority complex and shiz :rolleyes:

[Nagase]

i sense an inferiority complex and shiz :rolleyes:

Indeed, I am 5'1 and have no limbs. I type with my nose.

[Misschoco]

Indeed, I am 5'1 and have no limbs. I type with my nose.
ahh the basis for your problems :crazy: