Net Authority

[Kitmitsu]

http://www.netauthority.org/index.html

LOL.

The Net Authority is an organization dedicated to the removal of offensive material from the Internet. The online world is teeming with pornography, depravity, blasphemy, and all kinds of hate propaganda. It is our mission to define a set of guidelines to which all information posted on the Internet must adhere, and to hold responsible those who would knowingly break those guidelines.

Good luck guys :cookie:

Look at what they think sites should consist of: http://www.netauthority.org/aup.html

They put Beastiality and Inter-racial relationships under one bullet point :lmao: It makes me glad the internet is free. I wonder if I submitted this site to their database they would think it was acceptable :rolleyes:

[Neal]

What a bunch of dickheads. :cookie: Why do they care what other randoms are doing on the internet?

Thou shalt not post pornographic material.LOL They're making a mockery of religion, this certainly wont do. :cunning:

http://www.netauthority.org/images/children1.jpg

INTER-RACIAL!?!

[Pixel]

Damn, these people are crazy. All of those rules they want to to followed will, well, never be followed.......<_<

You should submit the website into their database.:nod:

[Neal]

Ah. I understand this fully now.

Example #1: Baby Photos Website. Everybody loves looking at babies! A baby photo website with pictures of babies from all over the world would be a wonderful attraction.

[Kitmitsu]

They're all paedophiles! :O

And I don't wanna submit my site now. If they accept it I would be embarrassed to be in their database >_>

[UltimaMasamune]

The Net Authority is an organization dedicated to the removal of offensive material from the Internet. The online world is teeming with pornography, depravity, blasphemy, and all kinds of hate propaganda. It is our mission to define a set of guidelines to which all information posted on the Internet must adhere, and to hold responsible those who would knowingly break those guidelines.

does this mean they are going to remove 90% of the internet?

[Kitmitsu]

Well 95%.

and all kinds of hate propaganda

Does that mean they have to remove themselves?

Also a comment on a site there:

Its Over Nine Thousand
Added: 06/22/2007 - 16:39:55
Latest Comment:
MONGOLIANS STOP BREAKING DOWN MY SHITY WALL

XD

[Yurian]

Cough. *puts on sun glasses and walk away*

[Neal]

That "Over Nine Thousand" is so unfunny. :cunning:

[Kitmitsu]

Yeah I think it's unfunny to but the Mongolian thing is great.

[Neal]

I remember when Nick told me it was the funniest thing ever. I was dissapointed.

[Exodus]

I lulz at that paedo site. :cookie:

[Yurian]

http://brainwallop.com/Misc/TheShining-CookieMonster.jpg

[Alphonse]

WTF?!?!?! Does that meen no more funny threads!?!??!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Kitmitsu]

Eh? o_O They can't do anything to this site. Their site isn't law or anything...just their deluded dream.

[ozonez]

Don't these companies just search for porn sites and porn sites which don't have a R U 18? notice can legally be shutdown or something.

[Kitmitsu]

Oh no, this site wants to "cleanse" the internet of anything blasphemes or politically incorrect as well. In other words they believe their beliefs should be enforced on the netz :nod:.

[Alphonse]

Well thats good. Yeah! Why not only porn sites!?

[Neal]

You're banned.

[Alphonse]

LOL No! Just my opinion! What about you gfuys!?

[Devious]

Example #3: Family Farm Website. A personal website detailing one's adventures on the family farm sounds like a lot of fun! Especially if there are photos of the farm animals and equipment. Such a website would be very entertaining to old and young minds alike! But imagine that some of the photos of animals included the animal genitalia in plain site. This is hardly something that young children should be looking at, and especially not to be associated with the joy of viewing a fun website. By associating a feeling of joy with animal genitalia, this website would be an extreme danger to children and should definitely be added to the Net Authority database as a bestiality offender.
Looking at pigs makes me happy. <3

[Devious]

Example #3: Family Farm Website. A personal website detailing one's adventures on the family farm sounds like a lot of fun! Especially if there are photos of the farm animals and equipment. Such a website would be very entertaining to old and young minds alike! But imagine that some of the photos of animals included the animal genitalia in plain site. This is hardly something that young children should be looking at, and especially not to be associated with the joy of viewing a fun website. By associating a feeling of joy with animal genitalia, this website would be an extreme danger to children and should definitely be added to the Net Authority database as a bestiality offender.Looking at pigs makes me happy. <3
LAWZ take a look at the sites in their database.

http://www.glad.org/

mmmhm apparently that violates all of their rules, including pornography, hateful material, blasphemy, offensive political material, and bestiality/interracial relationships.

Okay, um, wtf how did I double post? XD

Keep in mind that the list of "bad" sites have to be approved by the guys at Network Authority before being added to the database.

Thier list includes such offensive sites as Google, Microsoft.com, Neopets, Fox News, Nintendo, MySpace, NASA, IGN, Nickelodeon(wtf?!), Family.ca, Yahoo!, dviantArt, RuneScape(oh noes!), Ask.com, BIBLE.COM, Disney, and The Wiggles. Okay...

[Pixel]

Heh, they think that IGN is bad, and they think that BIBLE.COM is bad?:blink:

[Exodus]

You're banned.

This is the big shot Nero. GO FOR IT!!!!!!! :cunning: