How to really be a man

[ozonez]

Lists of things to make you become a man and not a FUCKIN PUSSY!!!!

1. DRINK MILK FROM THE CARTON NOT A GLASS
2. DON'T MASTURBATE, JUST CONCENTRATE
3. RANDOMLY SCREAM AT UR COMPUTER EVERY 5 MINUTES
4. TRY TO RIP UR T-SHIRT WITHOUT USING UR HANDS
5. DON'T LIE, THATS FOR FUCKIN DUCK PUSSIES
6. IF SOMEONE ASKS U FOR DIRECTIONS JUST LOOK AT THEM, SHOW UR MUSCLES AND ROAR NOW UR OFF THE FUCKING CHAIN.
7. IF UR HOUSE IS ON FIRE DON'T WAIT FOR THE FIRE BRIGADE LIKE A PUSSY RUN THRU THE FLAMES AND OUT OF THE HOUSE
8. DON'T EVER LISTEN TO FUCKING SHIT LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS AND GAY LIKE THAT, TRY SHIT BANDS LIKE "YOUR A HARD MAN" OR "YOUR COCK IS HUGE BUT NOBODY KNOWS IT"
9. IF SOMEONE IS HAVING TRUBLE LIFTING SOMETHING AND THERE LUCKILY THERE IS A GIRL WATCHING, KNOCK THAT PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY OUT OF THE WAY AND LIFT IT FOR HIM, WHILST ROARING.

NOW YOUR A FUCKING

:crazy::crazy:MANIAC:crazy::crazy:
IM BORED.

[S-r-ex]

10. EAT LOTS OF BEANS TO FART AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
11. DON'T BURP WHEN IT COMES, HOLD IT UNTIL THERE IS ENOUGH AIR PRESSING ON TO BECOME 145db LOUD
12. ONLY POO BRICKS
13. DON'T LEARN KARATE OR SHIT LIKE THAT, MEN USE RAW POWER
14. LISTEN ONLY TO MUSIC SUCH AS IRON MAIDEN, GUNS'N'ROSES, AC/DC AND METALICA
15. ONLY WATCH MOVIES AT CINEMAS ONCE
16. DO NOT SMOKE OR DRINK, YOU'LL HAVE EXTRA MONEY FOR A BIG ASS TV AND SURROUND
17. DO NOT HAVE DUCKS ON YOUR COUCH PILLOWS
18. USE ONLY THE COUCH TO SIT DOWN AT ANY TIME
19. USE AT LEAST 3000 WATTS OF SPEAKERS WHEN LISTENING TO MUSIC
20. BLOW AT LEAST 60 ELECTRIC FUSES PER YEAR
21. DO NOT COLLECT ANYTHING EXCEPT LP ALBUMS
22. USE DESKTOP COMPUTERS AND CRT MONITORS

what else can we add? this could be a great pastime game!

[ozonez]

23. IF SOMEONE NEAR U HAS FINISHED THEIR BEER, GRAB THEIR CAN AND SQUASH IT WITH ONE HAND ROARING AT THE SAME TIME.

could only do one, off out.

[Alphonse]

24. DRINK AS MUCH BEER BEFFORE GETTING IN THE CAR AND START DRIVING.

lol Thats some funny stuff!

[Hitoshura]

25: Not Being cloud Rulez

[UltimaMasamune]

26. by not shaving your bread

[Alphonse]

25: Not Being cloud Rulez
27. NOT BEING A SMARTASS LIKE KIRA.

[ozonez]

yeh thats a good one Cloud

28. ALWAYS OVERFILL YOUR MOUTH WHEN DRINKING ANYTHING THUS SPILLING THE LIQUID DOWN THE SIDES OF UR MOUTH.
29. ALWAYS END EVERY SENTENCE WITH MOTHERFUCKER (PRONOUNCING MUTHAFUCKER)

[Alphonse]

30. Try To Always Say Shit As Much As Possible.
31.DONT PAY FOR ANYTHING JUST TAKE THE FREAKIN THING.

[ozonez]

31. If Anything Happens Always Say "im Too Old For This Shit"

[Alphonse]

LOL YEAH! That one too!
33.Always deffend yourself like a man not being a bich and say "What ever!" like a girl.
A friend told me that one.

[Devious]

34. Always drink tea at noon sharp, and remember to cushion the cup with your pinky so it doesn't clink. :cunning:



34.(actually) Drink coffee without cream or sugar.
35. If someone disagrees with you, yell "I AM IRON MAN!" and eat them.

[Alphonse]

36.when Youre Driving Turn All The Volume Up And Make Sure Youre Drinking Beer Until You Pass Out.

[Devious]

36.when Youre Driving Turn All The Volume Up And Make Sure Youre Drinking Beer Until You Pass Out.
That's not being a man. It's called "stupidity."

[Alphonse]

Hey! Look at yous! Iron man! WTF!??!!

[Devious]

Hey! Look at yous! Iron man! WTF!??!!
Oh come on. Iron Man kicks drunk driving's ass.

[Alphonse]

LOL Yeah but come on! "and eat them". What whas that about?!

[Devious]

LOL Yeah but come on! "and eat them". What whas that about?!
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[Alphonse]

:cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie::cookie:


37. WATCH SASEME STREET FOR HOURS AND TELL YOUR BUDDIES ITS COOL AND SHIT.

[lathandien]

38. Tell Your Friends You Knocked Up Their Wives

[Devious]

38. Tell Your Friends You Knocked Up Their Wives
Unless they're gay. Real men don't knock up the husbands of gay married men. If they are single, feel free. :crazy:

[Desi]

Oh come on. Iron Man kicks drunk driving's ass.
You do know Tony Starks aka Iron Man is a drunk? Right....


39. Do Masturbate and do often.

[Devious]

You do know Tony Starks aka Iron Man is a drunk? Right....
...Really? :blink: I had no idea. I haven't read comics in awhile. Like... 5 years. I've only read Marvel like twice. I get my Marvel knowledge solely from videogames and movies like Spiderman and Ghost Rider.

[Alphonse]

Same here man!
40.DRINK AND SMOKE LIKE A DUMBASS AT THE SAME TIME UNTIL YOU GET ARRESTED.