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Neal
Mar 07 2010, 08:16 AM
And Im ready to kick his ass like a soccer ball so that he goes flying. Im sick of just laughing it off and letting him get away with it because "aww just leave him, he's small". He's probably not even 4 foot, and honestly he freaks me out a bit, when he runs towards me, I see that scary chucky doll. That sounds mean but fuck it, it's the truth. He irritates me, he thinks he's gangsta, wears 2pac shirts, trows up gang signs. I dont want him around me im siiiiiiiiickkkkk of it, he's a perv. He thinks he could get away with everything because he's small. I dont care that he likes me. Sue me, he's not my type. I dont care that he's small, but he's more annoying then the average dude. The next time he touchs me I might just kick him the face. I've told him that what he does isnt cool I dont appreciate his hands on me, he still does it. So what do yall think?

Whiplash
Mar 07 2010, 08:31 AM
Be very careful

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When your hip is level with his head, his teeth are level with your groin.

Heaven's Cloud
Mar 07 2010, 09:14 AM
Saw a midget the other night in a club....
Anyway, if he touches you kick him right in the nutsack. Or you could just tell him to stop. On the other hand if your up for it he could probably suck your dick while standing up. you could be one of the only guys to have that done!