Yes, that’s right folks, some of you are suckers. Well, ‘fools’ if we’re going to be politically correct, but deep down in your gullible hearts you know you’re suckers.
There is no Kotaku interview, Nomura has not said Noctis is gay and I have no idea what he thinks of The X-Files (though I love that show). Just because it was still March 31st where you were when I posted that story, doesn’t mean it wasn’t April 1st anywhere else.
And, seeing as parts of the internet are giving the credit to the wrong person, I must state that IT WAS ALL ME (well not the scan, that was Shuyu). Did you have trouble accessing the link to Kotaku? That’s because it doesn’t exist. It’s a fake link I made up to give an incredibly unbelievable and ridiculous story that I expected to last about a minute before being found out, a hint of credibility. The internet has been had, and I gleefully claim full responsibility (please don’t hurt me). That’s Whiplash with an ‘i’.
I’d like to thank to internet for taking this story and running with it as far as it did, that’s why I love you.Related posts: